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*~Illustrated Karate Lessons By Tesseract...

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++ Lesson 1 ++

Backseat Scrag Attempt

 

 

 

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...Situation:

 

Its been a hard days work, all you dream off is to return home, lay back and watch kojak, before you even turn the engine dude pops from the back seat and throws what he thinks is a judo grip(ha!)...your moves are limited...

 

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...Reaction

 

Flex your neck muscles and put your feet steady on the carfloor. Twist your body to the left, immediately pull his left arm down and with a confident facial expression rise your right hand in the form of what is called a "knivehand"....see the expression on his face?....thats what regrets look like(ha!ha!)

 

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...Put more power on your left hand as you lean left, moving your head away from his right elbow...Move your 'knivehand' towards his face, aiming at his eyes, at this point dude looks real stupid, HE'S NOT!, this man is VICIOUS, he's an A class hitman and he's payed preety damn good to kill you. As a matter of fact killing you would be piece of cake if you didnt knew this essential karate lesson(ha!ha!ha!)

 

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...Hit him repeatedly in the eyes, he now feels the pain...he should have known better than to fuck with one of my students(ha!ha!ha!ha!)

 

 

 

 

++ Step by Step ++

...Get it right son

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Guest greedy mars

hell yes.. tesseracts kick ass thread rules.

 

now i can defend myself. when im in the car and my drunk friend in the backseat wants to drive and trys to take over

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Greedy son, be patient till next weeks lesson, until then...wax on, wax off

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i must go to the dojo and meditate on this.. once i have mastered this skill, i will be one step closer to becoming a true samurai warrior..

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

awesome, cant wait till the next installment. ill be practicing till then.

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by platapie

tesseract is asian.

 

:lol:

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dude, its all about shaolin kung fu. a shaolin monk would kick the shit out of a ninja. teach me shaolin kung fu.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Protect ya neck

 

Bumped!

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Guest BROWNer

heh..

good find bro stinkles.

^ for the punks that jump

up ta get beat down.

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Guest spec

awesome! I want some assassian to attack me in my car so I can use that kick ass move and poke his eye!

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