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Guest --zeSto--

the GREATEST INEVENTION of all time...

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Guest --zeSto--

So I was thinking about the one thing you shouldn't be without.

 

And you know what the greatest invention of all time could possibly be....?

 

 

http://www.drinkstuff.com/images/heineken-towel.jpg'>

the TOWEL !

 

but what can you do with a towel you may ask...

 

  • dry yourself
  • make a sling
  • an impromptu hat
  • bangade a wound
  • make a hobo-carry-all
  • whip the weaker people
  • clean up spills
  • mop up your sweat
  • flag down help
  • snare rabbits ?
  • use it as a blanket
  • block out the sun
  • strain noodles
  • what CANT it do?

 

--got any thing better ?

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Guest --zeSto--

I supose the microchip is up there somewhere...

but nowhere near the allmighty towel.

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Guest -sudz-

you should use it as a paint brush type thing too! canvas even?

 

note:i think this was a waste of my 2000th post, regardless of how good towels are.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

I supose the microchip is up there somewhere...

but nowhere near the allmighty towel.

 

imagine if you could get a microchipped towel though...just stand there while it dry's your butt for ya...that would be the cats meow.

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Guest wintersouls

yea i hear that im rocking a towel right now bro!

 

bigups for towel...

 

im going to start writing towel

 

 

 

late towel one

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Originally posted by JohnnyHorton

I want the comedy central towel, from southpark... Towelie

 

"Hey guys, wanna get high??"

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Guest --zeSto--

^ yeah... try to wipe a wet patio chair with energy or mass or aceleration squared.

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i have a better invention.....the car-basically any means of transportation...wait? fuck. no! the towel could be a magic towel, like a magic carpet, but a magic towel, like in aladin......

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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) o shiznits this is so funny

gotta love the microchip towel idea

 

oooohhhh mercy

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towels can also protect others from seing your genitals when you get out of the bathroom.

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