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i know if you play that wrestling game revenge for nintendo 64 he knocks people the fuck out with his kick

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he's goofy lookin... and his music sucks... that's all i care to know about him... (ilikeskulls has one of his records... i make fun of him for it...)

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Top list of Mortiis rumours and gossip:

 

 

* Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.

* Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.

* Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.

* Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.

* Mortiis died and came back from the dead.

* Mortiis is married.

* Mortiis can't drink.

* Mortiis is not human.

* Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.

* Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.

* Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.

* Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.

* Mortiis eats children.

* Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.

* Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.

* Mortiis has sex with wolves.

* Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.

* Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.

* Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.

* Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.

* Vond sings on The Stargate.

* Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.

* Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.

* Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.

* Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.

* Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.

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he plays some of the slowest/worst music i've ever heard... ya know those slow cheezy intros on metal records? that's what all his songs are... the slow cheezy intros... only they're really long... the one album i've heard is all one track i think, and it's like 45 minutes long...

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i dont listen to none of that shit but what i can say about all that wierd music is

 

9 times outta 10 they act like fucking retards but are honestly are extremely intelligent

 

the lead singer from gwar for example, is fucking smart, he knows his shit

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

i dont listen to none of that shit but what i can say about all that wierd music is

 

9 times outta 10 they act like fucking retards but are honestly are extremely intelligent

 

the lead singer from gwar for example, is fucking smart, he knows his shit

all the gwar folks are fucking geeks... but geeks in that smart way... pocket protector core...

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Guest amorphic
Originally posted by vinyl junkie

pocket protector core...

hahaha holy fucking shit this is easily up there with pony core and possibly pirate core.

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Guest ilikeskulls.

he used to be in emperor.

 

but one a serious note i really really want a mortiis shirt .i'd sport it.

 

blah blah blah evil!!!

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oh god not another "shock rocker" yeah im so depressed, the world is evil, i eat live bunnies, i livein a castle and play with mid evil torture equiptment, im a vampire from eastern tistansoloviania, look at me, shit my pants, whoop dee fucking doo.

 

 

 

maybe if this guy would have moved out of his parents basement he wouldnt have been so wierd. he should just give up the wierd thing. go back to bowling and meting new pen pals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im raving like a lunatic.

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Originally posted by ilikeskulls.

he used to be in emperor.

 

Hahaha.....emperor

 

But seriously is this guy for real??

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siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....Jesus Christ.

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

Hahaha.....emperor

 

But seriously is this guy for real??

 

i think so...( shakes head in shame then skips off to go play with legos)

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oh yeah...i just remembered my friend made mortiis has a posse stickers over a year ago i'll see if i can track one down a scan it.

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

Do you listen to emperor??

 

yes,yes i do.

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Originally posted by ilikeskulls.

 

yes,yes i do.

 

Man, I don't mean any offence or anything, but when I've heard them, all I hear is a barrage of noise and squeeling......

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

Man, I don't mean any offence or anything, but when I've heard them, all I hear is a barrage of noise and squeeling......

 

 

i know what you mean.not all there recordings are the greastest of quality but some of there later stuff sounds all fancy.most black metal tends to have shitty recordings from what i've noticed.

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