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Pistol

The Funniest Shit I Seen All Day.

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dude take your big ass signature to some online hip-hop forum where you can freestyle type your rhymes and battle there.

:lol:

 

"aw hell,

j and el, the fans rise, we got the grand prize/

foes fantasize runner-up, the closest they can see it because//

skills so lenient i rip most with half a flow/

they cant handle the whole weight son, diagnosis: bolemic! bolemic!//

my best line, to advance from pop-warner, you got cornered/ scatter report, cant scramble in the clutch but when i get down//

its 3rd and inches threatnin to score/ how you gonna tackle a topic when you suck at two hand touch//ts too damn much

for your defense, break ya down, zone weakens/

words bring embarrasment, captains look like gersh spring in comparison//

to those 2 well-known to kick fat flows/

and beat suckas straight up and down, TIC-Tac-TOE//"

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Guest uncle-boy

i despise long signatures.;)

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i just think the whole rap itself is funny as hell.

dude can't even spell the words in his rhyme.

"bolemic"

:lol:

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what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

 

"skills so lenient"

 

 

I HATE when people use words when they don't know what they mean.

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Re: what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

 

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

"skills so lenient"

 

 

I HATE when people use words when they don't know what they mean.

 

I feel you on that one. there was this one kid who was like.

"..illl rip up your interior

i great and inferior"

 

i remember i laught at that for a while"

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Guest uncle-boy

Re: Re: what can you rhyme with "Run, spot, run."?

 

Originally posted by *die*

 

I feel you on that one. there was this one kid who was like.

"..illl rip up your interior

i great and inferior"

 

i remember i laught at that for a while"

 

or when people can't spell.....yeeeeah daaaawg.:rolleyes:

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Guest me IS cool

^^^^ Ahaha That flick is so sweeet!!!! I love you for posting it!! :lol:

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I was driving through the sticks yesterday and there were 2 horses eating and one had his head between the others legs..well the horse in front straight up shit on this other horses face....it was great.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

I was driving through the sticks yesterday and there were 2 horses eating and one had his head between the others legs..well the horse in front straight up shit on this other horses face....it was great.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest deadlydnut
Originally posted by TiCaLiOn sTaLiOn

its not funny

yes racism torwards the tan horses being crapped on by the white ones.....

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Originally posted by deadlydnut

yes racism torwards the tan horses being crapped on by the white ones.....

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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my nake is zack morris

I like to rhyme

my boy screech he likes to eat dimes

i drink dr pepper like it was vovacaine

it numbs my brain

I put it in girl buts til they fart then I break thier hearts

I'm aplaya big balla shot calla

dumb bitches wanna holla

my lyrics go so fast that they are caucaision

not asians

rice is nice in the night I think I'll have a bite.

 

 

thats the verse I spit on that song I did with jay-z

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Originally posted by Pistol

captains look like gersh spring in comparison/

 

gersh spring? that doesn't even make any fucking sense at all, did he have cotton in his ears while listening to this? "captains look like third string in comparison"

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