Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Noam:Why does my science teacher say we have opposable thumbs? BEARDO:It means humans can thumb wrestle but other mammals cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Noam:Its an exciting time to be in the carpet restoration business!!!!!!!!!!!! Noam:So do any crew members have me on ignore? Noam:hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Noam:fine.fuck you crew guys.I'll find someone else to interview. Noam:so whats up newjack? TaKoNeR: :cool: Noam: So what do you think about 12oz. so far? TaKoNeR: Werd,I totally agree! Noam:what? TaKoNeR: :king: Noam: DO YOU HAVE ANY THING TO SAY? TaKoNeR: Represent Rochester aka ROCHTOWN! Noam: You're an idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 PLEASE BELIEVE THAT JUST LIKE MICHELLE KWAN;I HAVE BAD NIGHTS.PLEASE BELIEVE I SHIT ON ALL YOU HATERS.PLEASE BELIEVE ITS WAFFLE TIME SO I WILL TRY TO GET MY THREAD BACK TO ITS FORMER GREATNESS LATER.PLEASE BELIEVE IT. IBNOAMROK (The IB stands for Introverted Beavers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 your responses are geting pretty funny ........but still annoying . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 i will believe you sure love your waffles dude gotta respect that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 this thread was funny.... now it's just gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 "When I run out of Dave Matthews mp3s, I listen to Phish covering Dave Matthews. When I can't do that, I listen to a few guys from the next dorm who cover Phish covering Dave Matthews. One day, I hope to get a band together so that we can cover them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 FUCK THA HATERS! PLEASE BELIEVE I SHIT ON ALL YOU HOE ASS HATERS.JUST PUT ME ON IGNORE CUZ IM ONLY UP IN THIS SHIT FOR MY "FANS".PLEASE BELIEVE IT! ***NOAM***<---- (The IB stands for INTO BEASTIALITY!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 I once heard that Beardo streaked the entire state of south dakota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Why did you bump this crap it was funny on the first page after that it went downhill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Noam is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 i miss noam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 where is noam anyway?, he was the last good addition to this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekin Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by beardo where is noam anyway?, he was the last good addition to this place I was in your area about a week ago. I was saddened to learn that Love Park was being demolished. But city hall wasn't bad. Throw me an e mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 what the hell dude.. why dont you ever email me when youre going to be around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekin Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 I did e mail you. But I don't have your number or any other way to get a hold of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 strange. last time you emailed i didnt get that shit either. ill shoot you over my # for next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by beardo where is noam anyway?, he was the last good addition to this place noam joined the army to get away from the NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i miss the cat.......funny fucking flash in a pan.....still one of my favorite threads.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 who's got chea head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 First Friend of Beardo: Beardo is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know Beardo? Second Friend of Beardo: Hell yeah, I know Beardo! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch! Third Friend of Beardo: He does! He's a hell of a salesman! Fourth Friend of Beardo: To Beardo! Together: Beardo!! Third Friend of Beardo: Did you know Beardo is the godfather of my son? Fourth Friend of Beardo: Beardo? First Friend of Beardo: He's a big fella! Second Friend of Beardo: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385. Third Friend of Beardo: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Beardo pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" Fourth Friend of Beardo: And your son is blind to this day! First Friend of Beardo: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he? Third Friend of Beardo: I have no idea. [ pause ] To Beardo! Together: Beardo!! Second Friend of Beardo: Did I ever tell you about the time Beardo sold me into slavery? First Friend of Beardo: Well, if you're talking about Beardo, I believe it! Second Friend of Beardo: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Beardo, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife! First Friend of Beardo: I hate Beardo.. but I respect him! Guy At Bar: Are you talking about Beardo? I know Beardo! First Friend of Beardo: Then let me buy you a round! Third Friend of Beardo: Hey, easy, Hank, easy.. To Beardo! Together: Beardo!! Fourth Friend of Beardo: Did I ever tell you about the time Beardo showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. First Friend of Beardo: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her! Fourth Friend of Beardo: Well, Beardo shows up.. and you know he's a big fella. Third Friend of Beardo: Goes about 7'8", 530. Fourth Friend of Beardo: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Beardo! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Beardo! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before! Second Friend of Beardo: Best damn salesman in the office! Together: Beardo!! Third Friend of Beardo: You know how Beardo served three tours in 'Nam? Fourth Friend of Beardo: Uh-huh! Third Friend of Beardo: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Beardo! First Friend of Beardo: To William Robert Beardo! Second Friend of Beardo: Oh, yeah! Fourth Friend of Beardo: Hey, you ever go camping with Beardo? Third Friend of Beardo: Many times. First Friend of Beardo: I went camping with Beardo, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! Third Friend of Beardo: Debbie Beardo? First Friend of Beardo: Debbie Beardo. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Beardo and a live deer! Well, Beardo, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Beardo! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - " Beardo!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer! Third Friend of Beardo: That's Beardo! Together: Beardo!! Fourth Friend of Beardo: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken. First Friend of Beardo: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson. Fourth Friend of Beardo: Beardo once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw! Second Friend of Beardo: I have that tape! Guy At Bar: [ turning around ] So do I! Third Friend of Beardo: To Beardo! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing! http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/pics/95kbrasky3.jpg'> yeah, i was a little too bored, but beardo's cool in my book. RIP love park though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang Third Friend of Beardo: You know how Beardo served three tours in 'Nam? Fourth Friend of Beardo: Uh-huh! Third Friend of Beardo: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Beardo! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! that was stellar. there's like 400 new titles to this post in that thread alone! woo hooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekin Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Originally posted by beardo strange. last time you emailed i didnt get that shit either. ill shoot you over my # for next time did you e mail me back yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 i know for a fact that beardo got put in an unbreakable headlock by a a four foot tall little redhead girl. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. beardo gots no beef for amanda!;) dude..recent developments...oh man.. we need to talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Hardt!:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEEHEEHEE Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 BAAAAA HAA HAA HAA HAA ! ! ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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