Steel Schnauzer

Hanging with my new friend Bryan on left and some random dude he said looks like Ronnie Woo Woo

My boss got his Jetski fixed I’ve never been on one so I’m excited.

Just had a A double breakfast sandwich from Burger King motherfucker was massive I had to wrestle it now I just want to go back to bed.

Enjoy

I Don’t have a girlfriend no.

When dating a new chick it’s I’mportant to get to know one another it’s also important to check that bitch and put her in her place from time to time.

If you like pussy you also gotta keep them nails short.

What are you implying?

Just got to my bosses mansion today I’m getting paid to drive him and I just drank a redline he’s in for a surprise.

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After Watching this I always wanted to learn to play but never did.

Buy multiples one for Gym bag traveling bag work bag and one for car if you like pussy or get pussy regularly than it’s obvious you keep a clean mouth.

Why am I still up?

Weekend at Bernie’s on Blu-ray.

I’ve gotten two ex-girlfriends pregnant from blowing heavy loads in them they craved foods they never liked before for instance tomatoes. Described them to be One of the most disgusting fruits. These girls were about 2 to 3 months pregnant tops at the time and they would wake me up with tomato cravings I’m so happy they didn’t have my babies anybody who does not like tomatoes is weird.

I should be sleeping have to work at 7 am

I want a handjob from her

crickets for spider

Chunky blue cheese.