breakfast menu

wanted to post this one in HD/full-res.

mm ... sure. i'll upload this bench.

Dat font, dem thighs. @massgraff was the bacon as good though?

pork butt is also a good choice for that treatment. roast overnight, soaked in broth, apple cider, vinegar, or dr pepper with some onions - shred it in the crock pot - it's incredible. currently drinking a pot of coffee eating jelly beans

whoa, involved.

apartment inspection next week. my mom and my property management company make me clean my room about as often.

another one of my coworkers has a script for addys but never sticks to it. so she's either overmedicated or not at all. she eats mac 'n' cheese (the box kind) for breakfast every morning. she's fun.

Slide up in them DM's

politics

colorscheming!

coffee laxative is the best laxative.

it's not even really Growing Up, just ... being prepared,doing what you'll say you'll do, really basic shit that much more responsible/respectable people also do the dude that inspired this post is a crewmate who has been hitting me up for weeks to paint. last night we're putting together a plan to go out today. he said hell yeah let's go ... do you have a car, and a spot, and can i bum 6 cans off you and pay you back. c'mon. this is why i solo so much. the way to be!

need to befriend writers who also sort of have their shit together broke and flakey is no way to be

"you make it we'll take it"

Really really cool. Inspired by this article.

Smiling poop emoji is top 25 of all time, maybe top 10

eating. benched some good stuff over the weekend, debating between putting off freelance work another night/posting it or just doing my damb jerb

i feel like booheadzoohead would have been into some shit like this

i thiiiink it was with her friends (she's lesbian, has a lesbian girlfriend, not bi). i really can't imagine awesome group sex, it just doesn't seem like it would be that much fun. i might be wildly wrong. i wasn't mad at it once i realized what it was. frankly kinda fascinated, too, since it was a community (is that the right word...?) of people i would never get involved with on my own. most were not straight, i was def in the minority so i was hanging out and asking questions for a good chunk of the night (and people were curious, too, like "are you uncomfortable at all?"). there were waffles too yeah it seemed to be couples in an 'i have an SO, but fuck other people" kind of arrangement, for both partners. the only person whose life you're intimately a part of is your SO's, you can put your body parts wherever you want though. they said a lot of them met on okcupid. shudder :noentrysign::noentrysign::noentry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_contemporary

still

i feel like a line of cars that were really easy to take apart with hand tools and made to be customizable/self -serviceable would sell reasonably well. sell people on a low price, bare-bones package - engine, frame, glass, some interior. charge from there. no built-in electronics, no/very few computers, etc. all options and upsells.

the things people say when they assume you can't hear anything b/c your headphones are in one of my bosses loves to come in and take floor-clearing, dramatic shits right as the workday begins, every morning. i wash my hands every morning when i come in. we cross paths 3-4 times a week in the bathroom, usually when i'm wading through the poop mist. really hard to keep a straight face when he tries to tell me serious things immediately afterwards.

dope, hoff kwest piece is at that perfect stage of faded

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