One Man Banned

Asshole negates asshole? Might have been a bit over to call his kid a tard and to want to fight some kid's parent in front of their kids, unless you regularly appear on Jerry Springer. But, dude was def not on point as a parent. Terrible.

Definitely hot. Like the old flick of the sign painters too, always felt I had some cheating going on when I did an ad for someone but looks like things haven't changed a bit.

Meh. I don't know so much about their recipes but most of their food type shit I'd rather make myself, and they have some expensive ass cook/bake/whatever ware.

I ate a lot of Indian food yesterday...feels like it's about to be reincarnated.

Agreed. Midwest has always had a strong benching presence on 12oz, I want MORE!!!

That was pretty much my thoughts going in. Machida seems kind of done to me, he's provided enough entertainment in his time but can't seem to hang with who's out there now. Swanson's been around and had a lot of fights, but for a fighter like that I'd rather see Donald Cerrone. Miller might be kind of done too, good chess match for a bit but he just couldn't dominate that. I missed much of the prelims, but from what I saw of all the fights the ladies may have been the best. Little surprised that Van Zant is with Alpha Male and didn't grab the neck once but she's young and has a lot to learn.

Came across this the other day, pic always cracked me up. Like damn bitch, someone done shit on the back of your neck!

I am amused by the people who hang those fake balls off the back of their car or truck. Like doesn't that make them riding on the dick? Should they make some tits to go up front for those who want female cars? Maybe some tits and balls if you've done some conversions on the car.

My friend theorizes that pizza on the reheat, like from a place that sells slices, is better because the 1st time just cooks/melts everything, but the 2nd time lets it all meld together. My other friend theorizes that you can't take a dump without also taking a piss.

Dude, you're missing the best pen holder EVER!!!

Don't want my pizza being made by Edward Penishands, ya know? Don't want my salad made by Mr. I just took a dump and my finger poked through the toilet paper either.

I wonder what % of employees DO NOT wash their hands before returning to work? I shudder to think.

Seems kind of dumb to me, brewed with ice cream? I wouldn't want salted anything in my beer, imagine there's better flavors they could go with, and I figure anything ice cream would go better toward a milk stout.