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False Tpbm can't keep a jacket paint free for longer than a month.

Yeah for real, that shit's fresh. My buddy has a calligraphy pen set and I always fuck around with it when I'm there. Ruthless thread derailment though.

Yo bump some shit people, the oontz is mad boring today.

False, but sounds fun. Tpbm likes to whisper "just the tip?" into random strangers' ears as they walk by.

/nohomo

Your confidence and poise is admirable despite your illness and the grueling chemo. Keep dancin' brother.

Sure. Tpbm would bang Barbra Streisand.

Evidently my marker arsenal isn't up to par with you guys, but I was bored at work so I did this up quick. Done with 2 dry-erase markers and a highlighter.

True, at leas I was told. Rumors get spread and people talk shit. Buddy is one of those alpha manwhores though so I wouldn't be surprised. Tpbm has had an unwanted pregnancy scare.

Don't mind me, I'm just warming up my hands.

but just the tip

And I'm getting paid for this

a bitch tries to

80% of what you post flies over my head. That shit takes skillz yo.

Any more votes?

One can only imagine

:lol: Sometimes when I'm really high and walking somewhere alone, I count the steps I take for no apparent reason. I rip off all excess paper when rolling a joint. I never inhale the first drag from a cigarette, like when I light it. I make sandwiches on paper towels to avoid having to wash a dish. Also drink water from the tap for the same reason. And I think flushing with your foot in public washrooms is just standard.

Sausage, eggs, toast, hashbrown, milk and coffee

You can handle your alcohol better than a 14 year old girl

it looks when you

False, got it in last night. Tpbm is sexually satisfied.

processed cheese? Nurga please

Hahaha trashtrashtrash. None of these are even close.

where burritos are used

massgraff, solid simples