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aLBERThOFFMAN

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  1. Never thought I'd see the day...
  2. Have fun with my bitch of a name haha.
  3. False. Tpbm has to fap to get to sleep at night.
  4. Montana Black is the only one of the three I would spend money on. Best all around. Huge colour selection, really easy to control despite the high pressure, works in hot and cold environments (good for Canadian winters), solid coverage and much more ideal than the Gold for fast missions. Everyone has their own preferences but Black is superior IMO.
  5. Aw man what the actual fuck. While we're on the topic of outrageous worldstar videos: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhS8yrgDi57541nr75
  6. Hahahah, wow. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlxiag106913FUPZz
  7. This. Quality internet lurking on everyone's part. I raise my glass to all of you.
  8. Watching bdsm videos that homie linked me. Should I be ashamed that I can't get hard, let alone fap? Finding it odd that motherfuckers need tears and 2+ dicks in a bitches asshole with another man gagging her to get off. Smh. But do your thing if you're into that, I don't judge...
  9. Dear Rachel from work, Why must you be the only female in a 100 meter radius? You're tricking me into thinking you're a 9 when you're really a 4. The mermaid effect is real. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mermaid%20effect Mr. hOFFMAN
  10. Haha hater. I'm small but I'm not a dumbfuck. Way to state the irrelevant brah.
  11. By support I meant cushioning. Went to my homie's gym the other day cause it was too damn cold to lift in buddy's garage. Always get a kick out of watching people's horrible form, roided out motherfuckers raging at themselves in the mirror and the abundance of chicken-legged curl and bench jockeys.
  12. Yeah, the second season is top notch. Quality fuckery imo.
  13. I know all the spots if you're looking to dagger dem 14-year-olds, bruh.
  14. I don't actually go to a commercial gym but i don't think it would be a problem to them, pretty sure my buddy does it at his. And try it man. If you think about it, having cushioning under your feet will add somewhat of a resistance when squatting/overhead pressing/deadlifts which you do not want. I find not wearing shoes gives you more drive, similar to lifting shoes. Everyone has different preferences tough.
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