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a carrot too deep

Roast beef sandwich with swiss, coleslaw and a pickle. washed down with a liter of milk.

This guy is hilarious:

is that you don't

Haha thats fucking gnar. Went to White Castle once in Detroit, its was disappointing. Like some grade F quality meat.

. The best pert about

True but always unintentional. Tpbm is the type to not flush after shitting in a public washroom.

You can have my first born child to do with as you please.

True but I kind prop Tpbm is the type to fart on a crowded bus or train

This way to all the graffiti tips and help you could ever ask for, good choice you've come to the right place.

At work surprisingly not hungover.

Dear Nightmare, I knows that feel bro, fuck bitches kindly. Hoffmanator

True, I stole a book called the Psychedelic Encyclopedia from my high school. Such a solid find and why it was in the library to begin with is beyond me. Can't see any relevance it would have as a reference for any sort of project that would be appropriate at a Catholic school. Tpbm went painting instead of watching the super bowl

blow up doll used

False. Tpbm has never been stung by a bee

Looking like a flop night. About to solo-trip on an RC I've yet to do instead. Should be eventful.

False. Tpbm would fap right now if it was appropriate.

Trying really hard not to puke at work. This morning was a definite challenge.

true, /nh tpbm is drinking tonight

true tpbm is jealous