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I have been converted. All hail Morgan Freeman.

Anyone ever shat themselves squatting or deadlifting? I have yet to, but I've heard stories. Seems the beer shits always hit me 45 minutes before i go to work out.

All the hoes call you sugardaddy

Oh hey Jenna. Yeah, I made some guy cream his pants again.

smash last 3. chick in the pink bikini has the face of a 40 year old meth head, trash that shit. too scrawny for me anyway

True for the most part, been sent to the office though. That's were I'd work my magic to make the other things true. Tpbm has beat up a security guard.

Hahah true. Those tears make it. Tpbm has seen sketchier shit than his on the subway:

True. I realized the mistake literally seconds after I made the account. Fml. Tpbm thinks LSD is bad, mmkay.

C'mon guize. Wtf happened?

Damn, bump dat sever.

True actually, allows you to have consistent amounts of energy throughout your day. Tpbm just realized that tpam's screen name is an actual statement and has no relation to Japanese cuisine. (I actually thought it was a Japanese word or something for a long time).

False, your originality impresses me. Tpbm thinks Snooki's kid is gonna kill himself once he's old enough to take in his life. On some Truman Show type shit f'real.

:lol: Must spread rep

You keep it real, even when shit hits the fan.

False. This reminds me of something that happened last night. Was talkin to this guy I know from a while back and he was going on about how he started rapsprayin by the name "smiliie". I told him what I wrote and he's like "word I've never seen that." I had a good laugh at his expense. :lol: Tpbm tells all their friends that they do hiphop letters to make them think you're badass.

Tim Horton's breakfast and that crucial morning coffee. Avoiding work by killing time on here. Sup MedCab. Was at a buddy's show last night, loud music and incoherent drunkenness.

Sorry for your loss, pour a drink out for all the homies in the friend-zone.

dood

Yeah cause self-incrimination is awesome. Watching you get all defensive and riled up is mildly funny. Mildly.

Smashed the one on the right, I'm talking about Miss Piggy on the left. I would trashh.

True if having no credit counts as perfect. Tpbm is gonna post in the battle threads in Paper Chase because those threads are dying and I need something to do to kill time at work.

These two are quite fucked if you're into that whole dark, twisted and violent type biz.

when she often bathes