aLBERThOFFMAN

smoking sess, acting mellow

to describe the culprit.

Got too drunk for a Sunday. Tomorrow is gonna suck..

all over a baby

. He got caught fapping

A retard trying to show off http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh7Pdzz0QQgr7Qr10x and a troll http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhys5w51LdM8PONQ97

in a ditch somewhere

My situation is quite the opposite. The one female at my work's desk is right next to the washroom. Sometimes I wink at her when I walk out from taking my morning shit. I give no fucks if she catches a whiff, the face of a man with a decent ass. Not even down.

Afghan gold seal hash.

I guess I can see where you're coming from, but my buddy has a rack in his garage so I lift there and don't really have to worry about some random dudes germs. But also getting used to wearing gloves could be detrimental, if one day you don't have them or forget them you'll essentially be screwed. Especially if you're lifting heavy, I've seen pictures of dudes having the skin ripped right off their hands. If grip is an issue use chalk.

They look pretty fucking stupid in my opinion. I wouldn't get them but I could see why they would be good for squats and deadlifts because you're not supposed to wear shoes with any sort of support to get the most drive. But then again you could always save your money and just wear your socks. That's what I do. Just wanted to say, if you wear gloves when you lift you're a pussy bitch. Be a man and get some callouses on your hands.

Hate it when i have pants with a sewn on button and that shit just pops right off. Hate it when I get frostbite on my fingertip from painting in the cold. Hate it when I leave my house, turn on my ipod and the battery is dead when i swear it was at least half full last time I used it. Hate it when I get paint or ink on any article of clothing, especially when it's new. Really hate it when the incompetent bitch at Tim Horton's fucks up my coffee, like its not fucking complicated to take a coffee order. Even worse when I realize it after I've left and too far to go back and bitch them out.

beads in their ass

Update: So I messaged that chick yesterday just to say what up. She proceeds to tell me that she's preggo and that she's keeping the kid (she's 21 and her parents are die hard Catholics and whatnot). Needless to say my heart dropped and I gone done nearly shat myself. On the verge of a panic attack I inquired whether or not it was mine or if i had anything to worry about. I was wearing a dome but LifeStyles suck and I've had them break on me in the past without even realizing. She says it's not. Says she knows whose it is but the guy won't own up to it, and that this next guy she's seeing at the moment is perfectly okay with the situation and is willing to roll with raising some bastard kid. Lulz. May we all now share a genuine chuckle for this chick's misfortunes and my unwarranted shitting of bricks. Wear a rubber kids.

'cause bitches won't smash

But the $2 menu is too good to pass up. Fuck you Wendy's, just take all my money. ..your balls. A slip up could be devastating.

Blackberry, beat up wallet, loose change, keys, black bic lighter, an almost clogged rusto fatcap, and a piece of sharpening stone (for filing my nails obviously). Just normal everyday type shit.

significant loads I'm blastin'

with the utmost passion

Wanderlust. Do you like my erection, selection? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Cjn7JMqgE (scene is priceless)

plump the bitty's kitty

I've done pieces on girls before and I always use acrylic markers or anything water-based. Elmers and water-based sharpies work well. Yes they don't pop as hard as decos but those are also xylene based, and don't wash off as easy. Most bitches are dumb enough that they won't know the difference, but I'm not an asshole whose about to mark up a girl with something potentially harmful.

I went to an atm to withdraw some cash and the guy before me walked away leaving at least $140 chillin in the machine. I grabbed it, ran after him and handed it over. He didn't offer me anything, just thanked me a bunch of times. I'm trying to build my karma back up, my scumbag teenage self would have kept it.

Just took a shit, currently lurking the oontz, listening to music and drawing at work making $14.50/hr. Gonna grab lunch soon. I think I'm winning at life at the moment, the 6:30 a.m. wake up sucks thoe. Gonna drink liquor for my weekend antics this time around. I don't know how much more of these beer shits I can endure. Congrats injury, welcome to the zombie life.

Your teeth scribe deep into just about any surface, TRUST ME. As far as etch, a virgin's tears in a mop works better than any acid or bath I've fucked with. Also way cheaper and easier to come across. Keep these two tips in mind and you'll be the next king Cope2 of your hood in no time.