A family of tomatoes were hiking in the woods when the youngest one falls behind, the father goes back to him steps on his toes and says catchup.......badum tisss
Got called for it once ended up unlucky enough to get picked and shit lasted 2 days all because some bitch bit some people at a Christmas party and got drunk as fuck. Shit pay but my job paid me the day so it wasnt that bad just boring as fuck and downtown restaurant food.
A friend and i used to steal paint and shit when we used to work at a hardware store, never got caught but we'd get bitched at by our manager whenever hed find empty boxes thinking other people stole his shit.