Dear Protester,
if I made 28,000 a year I'd feel like a millionaire.
Dear Sizes,
still in shock your brother would run the meter on you.
Dear Soul mate,
You made me realize how much dogs rule, and humans suck. Seriously the worst.
Sorry I missed your birthday, but I'm sending you a belated present, keep a nose out for it.
Dear Ghetto I live in,
I feel I need to rap my way to stardom to escape this place. All the whaite trash and homeless crackhead prostitutes are really bumming me out. And you neighbors are super loud and annoying all the time, shut up.
Dear friend who doesn't live here,
Thanks for the invite, looks like I might travel the country again, fuck it.
Dear Fword.
I think I love you. Definitely have a crush going on, thanks for being the only vibrant thing around here.
Dear Coffee Shop guitar dude.
Thanks for playing these chill jams, you're really good.