Dear Sizes,
Feel better homegirl. Wishing you much better health ASAP. Hate to see you suffer. You're good people, and the worst shit always happens to the good ones. Meanwhile jerks get all the luck.
Dear best friends,
Psyched for your visit, and stoked to see my favorite dog!
Dear Roommate,
Blasting Marilyn Manson? Really? Are you a 14 year old goth chick? Go back to the mall.
Dear Cover Letters,
You are the worst ever to write. just the worst.
Dear New Crush,
Thanks for showing up and giving my brain a place to daydream, it's a nice break from reality. Crushes also make me feel young again, I love not feeling my age, but then again I never really grew up. I'm still gonna go with word up on that.
dear oontzers,
have a good weekend dudes and dudettes!