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heres some shit that works with every major pizza spot (dominos, pizza hut, papa johns, litle ceasars) every time you get a delivery just say you have a buy 1 get 1 free cupon , from corporate because they messed up a previous order. even if on the SLIM chance the driver remembers to ask, take like 5 minutes "looking for it" - by then he will have called the manager who is just going to let you have it as opposed to re-ringing it up remotely, i do this all the time. its worked without fail for the pas 15 years

haha i just did this to mc donalds and got 2 free large value meals , i told them i went to burger king down the street

I havnt drank a drop of coffee since 2000 ten years

35+until she gets a senior citizen discount at the movies

i fucked a cougar one time she hit me up randomly on myspace with topless pics and i was like fuck it im pretty sure she was cheating on her husband, but needless to say she was the first chick who ever sucked my dick with an ice cube in her mouth... and the first one who asked me to fit my whole fist in

thats oilers shit is fresh, I use to have the warren moon joint, but i lost it

this thread pops up every year or so, and its always mad suspect when people get a little too passionate /double nH triple pause

ahh beat me to it

wow, mabee he actually has abs now too...

Did this limey fuck just talk bad on "tennesse" also lol @ keyboard juggalo having the notes tabbed on the piano keys. Must be his first lesson

Yo waterworld and the postman are off the hook, I was just thinking the other day about how people need to stop hating on the postman. And theo, you're embarassed you like Texas chainsaw massacre and the shining? Really? Stanley Kubrick and Steven king? One of the most criticLly acclaimed horror movies of all time? Also mine is that movie "fallen" with Denzel Washington and this gem don't hate me for what I am

I thought it was Danny bonaducci when he was in the partradge family... I hope that's not his type

I thought this was going to be about wisdom teeth. Little did I know it's about twinky being the grossest motherfucker in the universe. Glad someone does that so I don't have to. Correct me if I'm wrong tho, I thought an absess was more like a cyst than a boil?

His q&a session today with republicans is really the first thing he's done I liked actually bucking up for once

Only 160k tested? Yeah, thas an accurate picture of the Internet

Woah good point...

Still looking to trade demonoid invite for this

Are you serious? You really don't think there's ever been political commercials on the super bowl? Really?

I might stop ducking my defaulted loans if that goes into place (and grandfathers my debt)

Slap-chop You're gonna love my nuts

Erryone on the lefts clap, erryone on the right U_MAD? Discuss

Exactly - so much potential but instead of making it a viable tablet laptop, it's just a really big iPhone you can't make calls on Also I've been addicted to madden 10 and rock band lately, and is anyone else playing foursquare? Foursquare.com

Rock1t and sober gentelman oner