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YouMad.GIF

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  1. Uhh shaolin, I don't know how they do it in the land of OZ, but there isn't one KFC in America that is gonna even let you see a single potato wedge until you paid and got your receipt
  2. And I use to love racking sauces from resteraunts... Malt vinegar bottles from captain D's, you can get it. Kikoman soy sauce from the Japanese spot? You can get it. Tapatos and pretty much every hot sauce bottle from the to-go table at chipotle? You all can get it. Just throw it in the to go bag. Actually I don't rack shit anymore, but I'll still take a full bottle of sauce from a resteraunt, especially if they are known to be stingy with the to go packets...
  3. Fuck did I? I thought this was the right one I was just mad late
  4. You guys are airing yourself out by knowing Afroman lyrics I don't know you and I'm not judging, but pretty much everyone who likes afroman has been a white douchebag failure college student wasting their parents hard earned tuition money smoking overpriced BC and majoring in dumb shit like philosophy, English lit, or history while convincing themselves how really deep and in touch their thoughts and philosophies on life were. Or they were a white hat frat boy preppy faggot outright, but I'm still hoping we don't have people like hat on here
  5. I thought writers loved grimey shit, shouldn't you love sucking a shit encrusted tapeworm out of a rabid raccoons asshole from within the bottom of a port-o-potty on an all African immigrant labor camp ? I mean keep it grimey, yo... Right? That's how you keep it really real, right?
  6. You know it's time to end it when you're so fat you lose your bodies natural symmetry
  7. Ok, really smart? Cilantro is really really far away from a bare cupbord item...
  8. This fat bitch was trying to argue for fat people not getting kicked off the airplanes, saying they should equip several fatter seats... Like yeah bitch then everyone has to pay more to make up the difference. Saying shit like "fat people are the victim of discrimination - it's not discrimination that standard doors aren wide enough and your car seat needs to be custom fitted, you just took that whole big mac thing too far How about you just not be fat? How about that one?
  9. I just can't believe that's a real organization... Like NO I'm NOT gonna accept your shitty life choice that makes me have to wait in line while you wheel around in a fat cart at krogers stinking like boiled chitterlings and boars ball sweat out the creases in your neck... Unless you got some crazy thyroid deal just cut this shit out - you shouldn't have a group celebrating complacency in your terrible lifestyle choice
  10. Y'all are frontin, working with legit groceries and ingrediants my grocery list is like eggs bread a bell pepper canned soup spaghetti sauce for spaghetti ;in a can, none of that fancy jar shit; tuna in a can
  11. That's why you make a burrito out of it, they should get it on the menu
  12. I wouldn't believe thiscwas real unless I just saw the fat head arguing why Kevin smiths fatass shouldn't have been kicked off a flight http://www.naafaonline.com/
  13. yo actually, heres some shit I learned in jail when im real broke, its got like 900 calories in it and if you eat it all youll prolly get sick JAIL BURRITO 1 pack of ramen (preferably cajun spicey) 1 small bag of cheetos/doritos/whatever cheese based corn product... the 99 cent bags 1 beef & cheddar stick crush up the ramen to dust crush up the chips or cheetos to dust cut up the beef & cheddar stick to slices mix all the shit up in the FOIL CHIP BAG not the ramen bag shake it, i mean mix it real good untill its pretty much an even powder add just enough hot ass water to poke up from the top of the dust, not too much roll down the foil chip bag untill theres no air if you put too much water in it it should start leaking out. mix that shit again with your hands - the key is even consistancy wrap that shit up in a towell and put it under your matress for like 15 minutes after 15 min, slit the bag open and eat with a plastic spoon with your celly costs about 2$ from the corner store and will fill your ass up nohomo I actually did this the other day when my car was broke and i could only walk to the gas station at 2 am for food
  14. so am I the only one who got anal on valentines day? Im not some anal fiend or nuthin, imn just sayin... I DID play that card...
  15. everybody around the way was a turkey and cheese nigga... http://www.vh1classic.com/view/artist/1215/44534/Ghostface_Killah/The_World_According_To_Pretty_Toney_Hustler_s_Diet_Five_Dollars/index.jhtml
  16. im a grown ass man, not some kid from the suburbs trying to slum it up to save for more PBR
  17. thats like me going out to a cow pasture and grazing or some shit...like me climbing an oak tree and battling the squirrels for their winter nut stash... dont fuck with the food chain, because eating out of dumpsters is out of pocket
  18. real talk, the only people who advocate eating out of dumpsters im sure are upper middle class or better kids from the suburbs who have no experience with inner city bummery... bums eat out of dumpsters, if you got money you have no business fucking up their natural food supply anyways, thats against protocol
  19. id rather eat a double cheeseburger than anything out of a dumpster just on GP, I dont care how "totally ok the food is because the govt makes them toss it out early" bums eat out of dumpsters. End of discussion. I aint no bum.I have this shit called pride and self respect the only thing I EVER dumpster dived for was credit and acct statements in bank dumpsters... and I wont even do that anymore... (and you get more than enough money to buy lamb & steak off that... Ill rack my grass fed steak for dinner if its like that and you can get your kicks dirty knee deep in old lettuce
  20. the one time I was really homeless without a dollar to my name literally hitching down the masspike and NY thruway I drank water out a discarded burger king cup at a toll booth I was so dehydrated. From that point on I promised myself I would never have to sink to that ever again. Thats grimey, having to drink water out of the garbage... not diving in a trader joes to be some sort of fregan hipster coolboy faggot I repeat, I will never ever consume garbage... might as well wander the mall foodcourt too and scoop up the half eaten trays
  21. we just tag teamed him into the infra red /nohomo
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