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first off ill starve before I have to eat what people throw away... second... I dont eat lentils so I never price checked them, because I eat red beans & rice sometimes but that shit takes forever to prep

yeah i got random ass sauce cups lurkin hard in the back of the fridge from who knows where

lettuce isnt really all that cheap, but onions sure are fuck are, but they also make me fart all day... jalepenos barely count after they are all soaked... there more of a spice than an actual veg of sustinance

I was gonna prop you, but then i got high and negged you

also i made ghetto stir fry with a can of peas, some buckwheat noodles and some ground burger... edible if you add

yeah, lentils? mixed veggies? that shit is expensive... try canned peas and carrots, pan fry them carrots with some butter and cinnamon if you got cinnamon... you should have some butter type shit off top... then put the peas in it after the carrots are all pan fried up... thats like a 75 cent side for your egg sandwich

you got caught slippin I cant live without hot sauce in the crib

yo this is how I live zdrips got mad more ingrediants than me tho, the only veggie I got is a bell pepper but i digress a loaf of bread @ a carton of eggs will hold you down with fried egg sammiches, especially if you got some hot sauce also egg&tuna salad sandwiches, soft boil the eggs and mix w/ tuna & mustard & hot sauce and if you got one condiment in the crib it should be hot sauce... you can get a big ass bottle for like 1$ louisiana hot sauce fixes up any damn thing

sling box has been able to stream your live cable feed for almost 3 years now... this stuff isnt new... like they just stopped innovating with cells a couple years ago

HAH microsoft cant even make an Xbox last for a year, theres no way I would trust them to make my cell... and any carrier? so its a CDMA phone that can take a GSM sim like current world phones sprint offers?

while accunts of rape in the pen are grossly overexagerrated , im pretty sure this will get a dick drawn on you real quick, no homo no pun

I like the way you operate /nohomo

Haha I bought a lengere set for this chick when I was like 20 and the shit was seriously over sized, like man sized corset... It was retardedly big and I guess the combination of being super high and having really no experience in buying lengere at that point she just laughed at me tho because it was so huge, one of her man friends ended up wearing it for Halloween . I was that off. The Dude at the store probably thought my little ass was fucking some big ass dude nohomo

I don't hate avocado, but I'm not crazy about it... I might try it on an omlette with a lot of other ingredients and prolly some salsa

And cosign on the awesomness of the thread title

Yeah people talk about you can't feel pain in your dreams, but you can

Ooh this mothafucka did not just diss omlettes up in here, I know you didn't just do that?!?

I had a dream once where I got stabbed to death by my roomate. I remember all of it perfectly, the pain of the knife, the coldness as I felt my blood drain out, and I floated away. Everything was black but I could hear the coroner reading off a report saying that he had carved a a sentence into my chest that read "I will return to build my castle from bricks of your flesh" tell me what that shit means...

After I got you spaghetti cat? You ungratefull bitch!

Really baby, i don't see how you got that can you explain further? I'm sorry I just don't think were communicating effectively anymore, I think we should work on this, but in the meantime can you make me a sandwich? Here, I DID pick this up for you BE MINE?

You shouldn't I feel like a million fucking dollars right now

PS I ain't give nobody anything except for dick, so you people scrambling to wal greens at 2 AM for a box of shitty chocolate and a dancing Teddy bear so your girl doesn't kill you, I feel bad for you son

Valentines day is PERFECT if you're single, what are you new? If you can't find some decent lonley snatch trolling any bar or club, you need to just hang your dick up now. Really, it's like one of those "garanteed to get some strange" holidays like new years or Halloween I almost hate to waste a good valentines day by being in a relationship... Also ladies, take advice from my early valentines day gift - I blow one chick off to hang out with this other one who didn't talk to me all week, she comes over, brings we wine, let's me bust in her ass for the first time, wakes me up at 5 am with some face and then leaves before the sun is even up so I can watch tom and Jerry and cook a motherfucking omlette in peace It's only like 6 hours in and I already got anal and some domery, the whole day is open and it's on to the next one... how are you people in relationships doing?

Yeah some people IRL think I'm obsessed with juggalos, they just don't understand all the good research we've been doing in channel 0

Watch Liberia: an uncivl war it has Liberian child soldiers carving a human heart out of a dead enemy to gain his streingth