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vharkano

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  1. i heard on the grapevine that the creator of facebook (being a billionaire and what not) sailed out to international waters in his yacht with a koala just so he could kill it and eat it... i suspect it would be a bit gamey & tough
  2. kangaroo meat is fucking tasy but has to be cooked right..its gotta be rare/medium rare and juicy. also on the xmas subject its a trip to think about going to the northern hemisphere and experiencing a winter xmas, i mean over here xmas is associated with bbqs, sunshine, alcohol & heat stroke.
  3. on another note actually i discovered the wonders of welchs grape drink thanks to a 24/7 here that imports cans of it. why do you guys get all the cool sugery shit
  4. yeah kool aid is cordial for us cept they mainly get it in powder form i think
  5. you talkin bout the ghostdeni album???
  6. i hate myself so i drink to tolerate high fives all round for drinkin up at work jjjyyeeeeeaaaahhhhhh nothin like a $29 an hr drinkin from a goon sack
  7. looks like shes got room to take a few deep seriously tho bitch is all neck
  8. you actually used bug spray on it? man just stomp them its good
  9. i can make things pulse and spiral/pattern out if i concentrate while straight. we dont call em flashbacks we call em freebies
  10. i hear bruno is gay
  11. dump her and marry me instead you can cook me up some mad specialty shit whenever you want bruh
  12. vharkano

    showering

    this is truth. my hangover remedy is long hot shower while sitting down and letting it wash over me. also rub a few out.
  13. you need ID to buy vegetables these days because you can make explosive potatos
  14. yeah at that point its just easier to sleep it off in a bush for a few hours. works a treat
  15. oh no my son/daughter saw something natural!! quick betty put on the TV so they can get a healthy dose of violence! OH SHIT SON THERES TITTIES ON THERE TOO WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO?!
  16. this is more like it. i remember waking up next to this hideous monstrosity from hell and we sort of woke up together and looked at each other in silence. then i jumped on the computer and played need for speed until she got someone to come pick her up
  17. oh well by the time she kicks the bucket he will prob be in his prime and smashin younger bitches spending up inheritence moneys
  18. so while these gimps were clogging up the suicidal hotline there has prob been an increase in the suicides of people who prob have larger problems in their life then MJ dying.
  19. i got the same issue. except when i lock my kitten in the laundry with the kitty litter she will literally lay a mad line of cable NEXT to the fucking tray then get in the tray and kick litter over it. what the fuck man im ready to bust out the stone cold stunner
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