sausage party

cocktail slippers

shes been legal in texas, and legal for about 4-5 years in other states. end thread. but smash. but still end thread. ..but smash.

i drink one to get the night started (preferebly lemon lime) then proceed to drink a six pack or whatever is at the party im at. it gets me good and drunk, sometimes belligerent, but mostly just fun loving wanting to go paint and destroy shit drunk. if you wanna talk about a drink that FUCKS YER ASS UP its night train. this wine turns any regular joe into a snarling, blacked out terror of the night. not in a good way. shits ruff. one of them yer drunk, two you are completely blacked out all night. jus explainin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmDRtXXJLU

i wanna put my clock inside ue

where are black juggalos

sorry i dont speak bean

dick jokes are funny to me

tags: dao, 12oz, channel, zero, tpwf, ARGUE, ARGUING, FAGGOT hahaha

eh not worth the time, maybe if someone throws it to me.

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST? WHUH....NO shooter mcgavin is totally BSM

good gawd

Re: Boa Vs. Pytho is ABC's favorite movie. *'dere snake dis big out thurr?!?!

boner salad m'lady

listenin to my homeys beats no homo but they good sonz comment on his video and tell him 12oz thinks hes gay

just not feelin thick chicks. but it all depends on the girl.

FUCK YAAA

wut about me

"Theyre actorsss, theyre trying to create an illusion.. alright..gah, ok in the lord of the rings ian mckellan plays a wizard. you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriends asshole? I dont think so dude! Tom Cruise is a midget, alright, but he plays guys that are normal size in movies"

i usually only let my friends crash when their drunk for the night. so far ive had the love seat in my living room pissed/puked on. its never smelled the same /cool story

NIGGA ITS DEAF

leave lil wayne in take out south park mexican lol

shit makes my dick hurrt

dudes face scares/angers me