SheepOrDie

Re: Anual Peanut Butter/Vegemite/Nutella debate(aka P.B. rules, vegemite takes it in the a Nutella on a waffle ftw

Those little creme filled chocolate eggs are so good... It's the only thing I look forward to every Easter.

I hope when I turn 60 I'll find wierdos like you who are down to smash old ladies. cosign on the recent good threads. I'm dying over here.

I just invented a game. Everytime I read the word "rape" in this thread I'm gonna chug beer. Rape rape rape. Carry on.

Does that mean he gets to rape any girl? Or just specifically her? Either way dude should rape her.

Scientology is funnier.

I had to cut connections with a friend cos my ex and him ended up being good buddies, everytime they would hang out he would run his mouth about how shitty of a person I am. My ex also knew there was a possibility dude and I could end up getting together because of our previous history, so he pulled the 'bros before hos' card, just in spite of me. I got over it. Ex is a chump for doing that and homie is an even bigger chump for falling for his game. I didn't get mad until ex invited my cousin (who is a dude and also my best friend) over to his house and tried to pull the same, "fuck that bitch" shit with him. My cousin caught on and told me, I got mad. Ate a bowl of store brand fruity pebbles and let it go.

Rip Joe Stack.

Astral projection ftw.

First thought:

Not hating on her. She's (he?) gorgeous. I just wonder if it true. I could understand why a dude wouldn't want to believe this. And yes, I am In fact one of those nerdy glasses wearing types.

did a search didn't find anything. http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/ Wat. Coulda fooled me.

Is there anyone out there with an extra invite? Pm pls?

Now that I think about it, that was a small ass poop. I think we were all too amused with the situation to ask why she shits like a fuckin cat. I don't even know if she wiped her ass after that...

A few weekends ago we raged it at random dudes house. My friend thought it was hilarious if she took a shit in his sink. I found out a few days later he thought it was cat turd and picked it up with his bare hands and threw it out. Gross but hilarious. Weird dude.

I know gay dudes that call that shit homo.

-money management. -heelflips. -video games. -shotgunning beer. -remembering names. -being on time.

Re: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" APPRECIATION MESSAGE.

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Black Tambourine. Antischism. Blonde Redhead. Glass Candy.

a speedball will do that to ya. rip luanne.

i will pry your fingernails off one by one. rape your girlfriend and your mom in front of you then gouge out your eyes and stick a pen in your dick, skin you, then tie you up to the telephone lines downtown and let you die a slow horrible death. yep.

money will look like this: sick people will go here: Everyone will be drinking this instead of water: everyone will eat here: fuck yeah.

handpicked flowers, homemade card with something sweet written on it, and take her out for a slice of pizza and some hot cocoa. run her a warm bath with some lit candles, and listen to her talk while she soaks. glass of wine helps. so does awesome sex afterwards. this works, seriously... if shes not a bitch she will totally appreciate it and then brag to all her friends about how romantic her boy is. if you dont feel like shes worth that then dont bother doing anything at all.

certain participating libraries in the monterey area give out passes for free trips to the aquarium year round, up to six people. ask someone who lives around there to pick one up for you next time. or you could just go yourself i dont think they ask for proof of residency. giant sea turtles ftw.