SheepOrDie

Today marks the one year anniversary an old friend died. Fell off a train in Texas. I talked to the dude who was with him, and it sounded more like a suicide. RIP YME. Smelly mother fucker.

Would a German Shepard even give a fuck about rats? They don't strike me as the breed that would run around killing vermin. The main reason rats are so vulnerable to poisons is cos they don't have the reflex that causes them to vomit. I had a puppy get into some rat poison, he vomited for a few minutes and chewed on grass for a while. Still, I wouldn't test your luck. Get a cat, treat it well and train both pets to get along. Keep cat outside, and expect a mutilated rat on your doorstep from time to time.

I moved back in with my mom this January. I'm five months pregnant, sleeping on a couch and any money boyfriend makes goes to saving for an overpriced mediocre apartment. The little money I do get for groceries gets eaten by my brother the same day I buy it. He's two years older than me (he's 24), has been working at the same Little Ceasers pizza place for the past four years, instead of attempting to move out, he's spent all saved income on trips to faggot anime nerd conventions and an obnoxious car he that never leaves the parking lot cos he doesn't know how to drive.*** I think I'm just jealous that my mom played favorites with my brother and is letting him stay at her house for so long, she booted my ass out when I was 17. That actually felt pretty good typing all that shit out, made it a whole lot easier to realize the inconvenience is only temporary. The bright side of being on my own since 17 is I know how to take care of myself. I know how to use my resources and skills when the time calls for it, I'm a damn good cook, I don't mind cleaning, I know how to drive a fuckin' car, and all this meddling around has led me to finding a nice boy who works two jobs so I dont have to, and I'm starting a family. Yeah you're life might be shitty right now but at least you're not spending your minimum wages on anime shit. At least I hope not. Just kidding about the driving part though, we all know women can't do that.

Goodburger

Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware Thread of the year. Bummer that the antlers are gone. Animal skulls do make for great lawn ornaments.

Long live king oolong

Hahahahahahahaha Holy shit Santa Claus I know what I'm watching tonight.

I've been meaning to look for Welcome to the Monkey House. Anything by Vonnegut is guaranteed awesome. The Lottery was kinda gay. I don't even understand why the fuck they made us read that nonsense. The same thing with The Most Dangerous Game, although that was actually pretty bad ass. Even in the best English classes the kids around would read like they've never seen a book. Dude you're 16 how did you make it this far reading like the kid from Billy Madison?? Group reading was wack.

I've got some pretty sweet 7"s in storage I should be getting out soon. That and a buttload of patches flyer pins blah blah blah. And I believe a Kerum vinyl somewhere. Will scan soon. Awesome thread.

worst fucking crass album.

Tamara Lush sounds like a pornstar name

How come I thought Charlize Theron had bigger boobies? She was the yuck in Monster. But made up for it when she played an extra cute MRF on Arrested Development. And yes a Christmas Story is the best. "you'll shoot your eye out"

Made beans and rice for dinner. Regret skipping out on making horchata.

I'd take the stabbing.

This is adorable. Voted.

I find it a little ironic that in order to fight against the media we have to follow television personalities to have our voices heard. On TV. Wouldn't it make more sense just to shut off the television? there's a million different ways to find unbiased news with relevance, it just takes a little more work. A lot of us would rather watch the TV cos it doesn't take much work to sit on a couch and use a remote.. Yet folks get pissed when they realize they're being fed shit. Well, you wanted convienience, what do you expect? I don't mind TV to a certain extent. I'm not going to whine and bitch because of how "insane and stupid" media television is. Because that's exactly what it's supposed to be. If you can't seperate that from your reality than you're fucked. That kind of mind numbing should be kept in moderation between book reading, and other brain stimulating substances. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

Happy Birthday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9_bkba_vTE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Library.

Check the little hole where the stems supposed to be at the top of the avocado. Pop stem off, if it's any other color than a nice green, it's probably a bad avocado. Also obviously feeling around for softness and whatnot. Those little shits are expensive and up until I learned this trick I'd piss myself off bringing home crap avos. Eat all the grapes at the grocery store.

Baaaaahh...

Only one band i went to school with is still around. They still suck but they did tour with Subhumans this year... Meh.

Why do Filipinos look like sea otters? Hmmmm...

I'm eating a breakfast burrito with eggs potato cheese bacon avacado and peppers. It's ridiculously delicious but probably not the most healthy thing ever. Eat more greens, drink less beer. And water.

I was hoping someone would post flicks of abandoned amusement parks. Props when I can.

Assault and battery. Aaaaahahahaha wakka wakka wakka I get it