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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I forgot franks protug-nadian. :(

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Happy Franksgiving I hope Frank mixed the bowl of gravy with his arm?

That's because almost half of them have to be in bed by 8pm.

Theres only one tiny window in my apartment and it doesn't do well for ventilation. When it doesn't smell like dinner it smells like some fancy Vera Wang candles. I'm usually at home all day and living in filth kind of gives me terrible anxiety. So I clean. Funny part is, the Xanax my dr gave me to treat the anxiety makes me want to clean. Or paint stupid pictures of hummingbirds. Anywho, punk/grind/crust/whatever the fuck is rad and everything, but I'm not about to let my taste in music dominate the lifestyle I live. That would be gay.

did anyone not realize how easy it is to smash an asian virgin for free? hit local universities, find 1st/2nd year students. surprise, a ton of them are chinese AND virgins! Pretend to care about them for a while, or get them incredibly drunk off their first 3 beers ever, then proceed to smash. I could probably make a killing rounding up students, bringing them back to my house and charge dudes 10 bucks entry fee to pick one out and take home. Super nerdy asian virgin brothel party at my house. You pay for the drinks. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the bars up the street are doing.

Bumping this thread, I've gotten around to getting some flicks of the crap around my house. Some albums we never listen to. A couple of shirts. I made this shirt for my husband, and he stole the other one from me. Whatever br0. Stuff on the wall. Neither of us are old enough to have gone to this show. But it still looks neat-o on my wall. Arab on Radar isn't punk, but this little album insert is too awesome, I have it above my kid's crib. I actually fucking hate the Adicts, but my husband insisted on covering one of the entire kitchen walls with Adicts posters and flyers and shit. You'd think that because the kitchen is where I belong I'd at least have a say in how it looks. We used to have this Aus-Rotten insert from an album, I dunno if any of your guys recall it coming with this huge poster with a crucifix made out of dicks (cruci-dicks?) on it, but we took it down because family kept coming over and weirded out about it. Plus all my dude's friends would come over and make the same joke. "Hurr huhh huhh huhh whats with all the dicks on your wall? Haha youre a faaag..." I'll post his weirdo patched up bondage pants when I find them, he still wears them like he's 14 or something. It's hilarious.

The Vnasty costume would have worked if you weren't um... A dude? Winged eyeliner, half shaved head, new era hat, hoop earrings wigger speak throught the night. Then again does that count as a costume? It seems so half assed. I didn't do shit this year. Usually I dress like a whore, get belligerent drunk and throw up in someone's sink. I did go to a little Halloween party with my daughter at my in-laws house. Husband and I dressed as Bert and Ernie. Pics once the family sends them. My kid was a duck.

Who the fuck has never heard of brotha lynch and x-raided?

What I hate more than Shia Labouf, those tmz faggots obnoxious gossip like they're 13 year old girls. Who are these people? What moron is actually paying these turds to act like that? Ew, get the fuck outta here with that shit. And yeah that shia dude banged Megan fox, wasnt there already like 10 threads about girls who lower themselves to garbage? Hotchickswithdouchebags.com or whatever the fuck.

duh fuck is that?

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law off the top of my head this thread is one of my favorites, that and "last night I smashed shawty til the bed broke" (aka cheetofeet) ...wonk sagrun Frank rules, get this guy a 12oz shirt.

I know a dude who graduated from an art school. He's the manager of a Starbucks.

Why do I not own one yet? The past 30 minutes well spent on looking at videos and pictures of pugs. Probably already a thread. Did not care to search, these fucking dogs deserve 1000 threads.

Oh my god, seriously? I'd book her for an amateur porn video. And that's about as far as she'll ever get in life.

uh, bloodfart's tattoo? hah.

I read that you can use coconut milk for emergency blood transfusions. That just makes coconuts a thousand times cooler. I never even thought about it for a hangover, been sleeping on that. Don't know what it is about mexicans and making all these brilliant ass drinks. I love auga fresca and I've been known to make some damn good horchata. Awesome thread.

If dude walked in with a bag of pennies I wouldnt go as far as getting him arrested I'd probably tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit. If they were in little those little paper penny roller things, that's a whole different story. Either way, if you're gonna pay for something with massive amounts of coins at least have them rolled up and ready to be counted. Few things are worse than waiting in line behind some dickhead with a bag of pennies. People have shit to do, we all can't sit around and wait for some dude to try and make a statement.

This idea is being tossed around: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster RIP Dr. Kevorkian

Limp Wrist Daughters The Locust Cattle Decapitation Said Radio (ex Nerve Agents) Circle Jerks Plenty of others, those are just the shows that really stuck out to me. I actually missed Doom in Oakland earlier this week. Too pregnant to go to shows. I also missed Anal Cunt, Subhumans, and Crass. (Some reunion type shit, I heard it wasn't that great anyways but still would like to have gone.)

Moon crickets

Dammit.

these things are the business, speaking of ice cream trucks. choco tacos are dope too.

Ill never know if it was an accident or not, dude was kind of a lunatic anyways so it probably wasn't. I don't know about the ladies you guys are sleeping with... but getting an ass full of cum isn't very fun on my part. Later on I feel like I have to take a crazy poop and nothing comes out but man juice. You know that feeling after you drank too much the night before and you're about to literally pee out of your ass? It's that feeling but instead of beer shits it's semen. Then there's the occasional awkward walk to the bathroom to clean up and avoid making an ass cum mess all over the carpet. There's just some things that people don't tell you about anal sex that they probably should.

This thread started out really funny but as it progressed it just turned into a pointless argument. Everyone knows how stubborn DAO is. Just let him win and bask in his arrogance. Meanwhile I sure hope that throughout all this arguing he's at least figured out what was wrong with his kidney/liver/whatever. The fish dog thread was funnier, is that still around? Will hunt for it later.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I've had the accidental anal slippage happen to me once, my ex got a little out of hand and... ouch. It hurt so much I went deaf for a few seconds and my vision blurred, came close to fainting. No poop though. With how much pain his stupid weener put me in I would have liked to shit all over his bed. Not a good way to be introduced to butt sex.