Southern Smite

I don't get it. What hipsters in the US are going to throw bricks at cops and light their cars on fire? I'm going to have to go with a big zero. They'd be too busy trying not to get their hair fucked up.

NO. I have one of those expensive "memory foam" pillows and lately it keeps fucking up my neck, ruining it for half of the day. I'm going to get a regular one.

OH MY GODDD

Sonic has insane marketing techniques, they put commercials everywhere when there isn't one for miles and miles and just play it constantly. Then it finally comes and people flip their shit. My mom lives in a small town and when the first one opened there I guess people were waiting for over a hour just to get some goddamn fast food.

Dude just sounds like a skinny white nerd version of Hollertronix to me.

Well that won't last too long.

Last time I tried talking to 160 a man that owns a halfway house for immigrants was on his name and said 160 was no more and was very angry that one of the immigrants was using his computer.

The last round of the Miranda Green fight was awesome. Urkal is pretty much ruined, dude is fucking old.

I think it's a requirement to listen to either him or Dave Matthews Band when you enter college.

What the fuck is that?

I'm surprised no one has whined yet about someone getting called out. Good

Awesome. I need to fuck with milk thistle, what do you do just stick that shit in some water and call it a day?

Oh, and the map. I just noticed that weird thing in the upper right

Even the producers don't know what to do. All of these unanswered questions keep piling up and they just throw in some stupid shit like a meteor.

I'd like to thank those assholes for wasting another hour of my time.

Re: TEAM ALCO I remember mixing red label with kool aid when I was like 12. I thought it was the most disgusting thing ever but I didn't realize maybe kool aid wasn't the best mixer.

Re: TEAM ALCO Just get the black label you won't be able to tell the difference after 2 drinks.

The northwest is the shittiest place ever. The fact that black people actually live in that fucking mountain infested fern country shocked me. And what the fuck is up with people smoking weed with the cops a block away? Fucking ridiculous Oh and it's 3 something

The best was when they had john browns friend come out and it was some lame hipster guy and they quoted it as "John Browns Friend???" Dude is a closet homo

Doing laundry in apartment complexes laundry room is the worst. Especially when every goddamn machine is taken up all the time and people leave their shit in their for like 5 hours. Then you get angry and take it out for them, hoping they don't flip out and piss on your clothes for putting their shit on the grimy machines.

If a transsexual messaged me wanting to get loose I wouldn't be like "Oh shit I really need to fuck this grossy for the sake of the story." because I don't like transsexuals. Either way you should just do it anyway and post pictures on here.

This is very disturbing and your lust for overly muscular "women" is very strange, but whatever. Maybe she can bench press you using only her vagina and it will be great.

I'm sorry but who are you again?

and ruin my 4500 dollar suit!?

My girlfriend bought that muscle milk shit tonight. It tastes way better than I expected so now i'm gonna drink a bunch of that shit and get pumped.