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Southern Smite

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  1. I was almost positive the asian girl was a she-male prostitute and was very upset when she was some shitty psychic tattooer. They also pretty much ruled out the idea of another group of the savage looking others when they showed the kid with the teddy bear. Booooooooo
  2. Re: TEAM ALCO Tequila is not good, ever.
  3. Southern Smite

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    Go to lowes and find washers that are the size of quarters, grab a bunch and run out. Ok now go to a bunch of vending machines and get mad soda and candy and shit. Then slang that shit to kids half price. It's kind of complicated but you can build this shit and get over big time.
  4. Re: TEAM ALCO Is this sarcasm? I mean I drink quite a bit, and have done all of the above plenty of times; but that shit is stupid since i'm trying not to be some broke ass bummy nigger living in his friends closet.
  5. Oh and this ones in a close second.
  6. The thread title should really be changed to "Homoerotic Romper Room"
  7. Re: TEAM ALCO Yeah I used to be all about that shit. Then after awhile between taking out the trash and waking up next to 40's of that shit next to my bed I realized it smells like bum piss. It has to be the worst smelling beer, hands down.
  8. Re: TEAM ALCO I was strictly drinking 40's of OE 800 every night and after awhile my insides felt like I was getting punched in the guts every day. I haven't touched that shit for a long time.
  9. I mean it's at the most bootleg ghetto mall if that tells you anything. The mall is ridiculous enough but I still need to go to a movie and get yelled at.
  10. My girlfriend refuses to go to this one theater because apparently little black kids run around to all of the movies after they're done watching theirs and come in and yell shit about you being a cracker and how you;re watching a cracker ass movie. I still want to check it out.
  11. Awwww does wittle baby want a wittle wowwipop?
  12. Re: My sister is fucking Hard Gay You should just buy the knock-offs, because everyone is going to think it's fake anyway.
  13. You should have to take a breathalizer in order to get on the goddamn internet
  14. Uh...did you not read it? They gave her $400,000. I thought it was real fucked up until I read that she gave him a handy and let dude finger her, she played that fool. Fuck it
  15. The part where they pan to the pictures of him about to shove a baby in his mouth was hilarious. I don't know why but I laughed
  16. You pilfer goods and free base but everyone thinks you're a jet setting corporate man?
  17. I am going to go see this again.
  18. Go to that burrito spot in NW. You know
  19. Have you ever been near a bobcat up close? They're fucking insane and will try to claw your eyes out or piss on you as much as they can. And the thing is they're not even that cool looking.
  20. You should just pay whatever you have to pay and get your shit. I drove without one for like 2 years before I got pulled over and it ended up costing me over $400 for a $100 ticket, which I also had to pay. Oh and getting your car back from the impound is the worst.
  21. You better beat them up or they're all gonna come on here and call you a pussy.
  22. I think you've really got a little thing for dude because if you looked him up enough to get a picture of him you'd also realize none of his shit is going for more than 50 bucks.
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