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twinky the kid

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  1. wow man...thats definitely gay. definitely. why the fuck didnt you punch jeffree star in his faggot mouth? i am disappoint.
  2. dude ive done alot of drugs and booze since then, my memory is kinda hazy. werent you under a different sn back then?
  3. its possible... i also mistook you for one of the rhode island cats too. idk why.
  4. i was always hella under the hella influence that ODG was hella brooklyn or some hella other east coast city in NY, i was hella wrong on that one. im feelin hella embarassed. also i think i just made hella typos.
  5. girl: hey ODG, i would totally give you a handjammer, but im so busy trying t get the hometown hottie spot. ODG: oh shit honey bee, i got hella homies that can bamp you up with the ill votes so you can get that contest on lockington. her: oh really? tee hee! ill really make it worth ur time if you can pull that off! im not helping you catch a hand blaster.
  6. Re: Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up, feeds him Viagra and uses him as sex sla wtfmaneagle.jpeg
  7. id still rather listen to muskabeats over kreayshawn.
  8. ghostface killah taught me how to make french toast. i have 35 cats in my loft. i kinged them all with mah silver sharpie. im all city, feline district. soopa done trife. sign my black book plz.
  9. nigga im cope2. ill fuck your asshole and point at things. welcome to the internet.
  10. Re: Hide your status, hide your friend requests, and hide your pics, theres a cop in your am i the only one here who was irked by all the fucking grammatical errors and typoes?
  11. i should have hate slapped that bitch the was with forsit just now and posted it here. bitch needed to get stung.
  12. your trolling was not only succesful, but also topical. 6/10
  13. first off i have no doubt this thread will almost be instantly closed due to the stupidity nature of said thread... but here goes... i have a friend ( more like sorta friend) and he loves to huff stuff instead of getting drunk or smoking an L. he totally lives by his creedo that homemade or nigger rigged highs are way better than buying drugs or booze... his main deal is huffing wood finish or terpintine. he claims that it trumps all forms of highs... i guess im just wondering what are the oontzes views on this shit... last time i ever huffed fumes i was about 14 and stupid. then i found out about real drugs and booze... i constantly reiterate ( may have spelled that wrong) that he will wind up mentally retarded before the age of 25, but he keeps dening it... thoughts, experiences or ideas? nb4tipping.
  14. this thread needs more interracial gay porn and pointers on tippping in the u.s. also dr nuekem is a fag and his handstyles look like jj walker shit in my blender ten had sex with jey leno. you fucking faggot. <3
  15. a bag of chili fritos. anal lube. countless girlfriends. my gold gazelles. but i found alot of hobo jizz encrusted porn. fap fap fap fap.
  16. 12 pack of high life. wine blck and mild. daniel johnston. nuff said.
  17. man its like the corporations man....theyre like trying to blind us all with the mcdonalds and coca cola man...turning all the kids into like soldiers and reublicans man...little ikemans...corporations maaaan...
  18. ^ that shit never and never will be cool. women are retards.
  19. ITT: food industry workers getting butthurt.
  20. i guess, that must be an aussie slang term.
  21. i had said that becuse two reasons: 1. i ws drunk. 2. most of the people working at whataburger are nerdy highschool kids. they hve to bring you your food and act like that shit isnt humiliating. ill throw them aa buck or two because i know how shitty working fast food is when you dont have to take some assholes their food on a tray.
  22. try taking seroquel nd zoloft for a month... my doctor/shrink had me on some just retarded drug combos. be he was a nice guy.
  23. well duhhhh... but she would base out your illigitimate(i knoe i sppelled that wrong, im drunk) kid....
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