girl: hey ODG, i would totally give you a handjammer, but im so busy trying t get the hometown hottie spot.
ODG: oh shit honey bee, i got hella homies that can bamp you up with the ill votes so you can get that contest on lockington.
her: oh really? tee hee! ill really make it worth ur time if you can pull that off!
im not helping you catch a hand blaster.