twinky the kid

i knew i should have added getting finger fucked by asian hand maids. my bad dog. wont happen again player.

truth. fuck roxies. if youre gonna snort, the bang best be worth the buck. also, i wish i lived in europe, im tired of catching spots that get buffed within a few days. plus europe has always had the grimey lifestyle feel that i could never attain (spelling?) in america. i think i would have a blast overseas...

i get super giddy when you refer to me as chanky the kid. feelsgoodman.

well ive been lacking some spice in my life. earlier a friend and i were talking about awesome mixers that make life a little better everyday... so i thought it would be neat to get as much input as possible on great clashes of food/booze/activities etc... that make life a little more enjoyable. it can be anything that is complimented by another great thing. our top three boiled down to: mickeys 40's nd skatebording. death metal nd sleezy women seckz. cocaine and super nintendo. there is no boundaries in this thread. just thought it would be cool to give somma your guys' fun combos a shot if yall is willing to share... if this thread idea sucks, then feel free to bombard it with whatever you'd like... would post tits if i wasn't on my mobile... dizkuss?

this thread is now about the pixies. god damn theyre good...

always bustin my balls, nurk. is all good though. i_aint_mad_atcha.mp3 and update on the previous night: homegirls babydaddy rolled through. we snorked mad blow. drank moar beerz. i was coke hyped and a tad irritable. dude and i started joke clowning on each other. it got into a high school-esque shout match. dude gets butt hurt after being called an "ass clown, mark echo shirt-wearing ass herb" dude pushes me, gets in my face. i pull the "lolwhyumadtho.jpg" on him. homegirl gets between us while i got my coolface on. i say i should get going now. dude calls me a pussy. i say "whatever herb" dude runs at me. homegirl blindsides him with a backhand to his grillington. i lol and leave. see her today. we lol about the whole ordeal. notasinglefuckwasgiventhatday.gif yup.

dude im still fully clothed but i swear the second i can get tis chic nalga nekkid, pics will be provided... needless to say, she has brought up teh "party here whenever" line...so if i can catch flicks today i will surely get them and post em... her dealer finally rolled thru... aka her boyfriend... whtevs im five mney free lines already... this dude is a totl herb with his ecko shirt. haha...

ill snap pics asap if homegirl clocks out before me. i already asked homegirl if she wants to be innanet famous via ass pics (no face) but bitch thouroughly declined... (excuse the typos, im trashed.) girl is all hella on guard... bitch is still in her "bikini", but still has her bj penn-esque guard up. imma see if she is down to punch my facial for the lol... will delivar if face punched.... trying to get my black eye on for my interview tomorrow...

my asshole is immaculate like a rembrandt piece... in at her apartment. drinking her booze. swallowing her last xanax... watching her hardcore porn. on her flatscreen. bout to show her some fucked up videos online to get her in the mood. im sure ill just snort all her blow as soon as her connect rolls through with that good good. i also chomped her 8 diphenhydramine pills. i cant wait til she passes out. girl is already knockin her knees like she is donezo. your boy is about to get mad fraudulant on some shizzle...

very rad. if i hear the phrase "heavy handed from another 20yrold wanna be suicide girl with "tattitude" again, im gonn flip my shit...

we definitely didnt vibe. but i bet we would drunk... also jacuzzi sesh wit some booze nd this bad broad i just met right nao. she says she lieks mah hurry chest. is that pretty bsm?

this. also make sure you bum as much commisary from all the race heads, that way you can build credit. that should be your first move.

"don't make me swing on you bitch!" also "reptar" "that was so tommy pickles right there."

stopsnitchin.jpg now thats out of the way. this is not threadworthy. we have all done our dirt. if you wanna know about jail and shit? jail is boring. ask your homies who have been there about it. we all bout titties, booze/drugs/bacon, cat pictures and transexual hand blasters. while you are on probation and getting clean, maybe you can learn proper spelling and grammer. /end thread. p.s. next time post some titties and cute animals.

you dudes are mad lucky. phx buses stop running round 10pm. most memorble stories involve the same homeless dude. he regulary rode my college bus route. dude is obviously a bum. i saw him countless times on my route, dudes name was roger. well like i said seen this dude a grip of times on my main route. one day dude notices i hve a pack of squares in my shirt pocket. he asks to bum one offa me. i givehim one, dude is extremely happy over this. he gives me the low down on his life and why he now a transient. i sympathize on his situation. we sorta become friends. over the following months we regularly see each other on said bus route. i always give duder cigs and food/booze money in exchange for his stories nd company. one day in particular, i guess i stared at some random cholo the wrong way. dude flips and gets in my face on some "wtf u starin at guerro? u trying to get fucked up fool?!" before i can even tell this fool to chill, roger rolls up out of nowhere and fucking lays this dude out. dude is cold out doing the death snore. roger rolls up nd tells me "haha dude caught a bad one fucking with us! fuck that faggot!" i was so humbled by rogers actions i had him roll through my crib, let him get a decent shower and cooked the dude a proper meal and let hime crash on the couch. we even did two beer runs. got wasted and smoked him out. dude was a genuine bro. eventually i stopped seeing him around the lines. last time i saw roger he told me he was diagnosed with cancer. i felt so bad, like i lost a family member. to this day i ride that same route hoping to see his optimistic face. i never have since. rip roger.

the bearstronauts have gone ape crap! ABORT MISSION. i just puked all over my moms balcony. god bless me nd my cowboy bebop hipster black boots.

its friday im in love. (or) ive got friday on my mind. (bowie)

remember: no always means yes. safewords are for pussies.

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my homie usually takes at least half a pack (cigarettes) of weedsticks. the trick (because ive helped him pack em) is to roll cigs with bud in the middle (20% tobacco 80% weed, tobacco in front, weed in the middle, tobacco on top) and youre fucking golden. whatevs thats just how we do and he has never been popped. just spittin knowledge.

due to the insane amount of props i got for suggesting the cowboy bebop soundtrack, i am re suggesting it. also i b quite wasted.

i like the "you got any drawings you been wanting to tattoo?" approach, in my experience you get a choice of designs to choose from that the tattooer will be happy to do either way. or you can always just get a classic grimm/sailor jerry/jenson flash blaster.

i had an std once. im sure i spread it around. i dont give a fuck.

check it man. your chick wants you to tie her up. you seem scared and uninterested about it. break up with her cause its only gonna get worse with the sex fetishes. i suggest not getting too serious with the girl. you finna come home one day to her tied up from all angles with a cosby sweater while some nigga in a horse costume is making his dick disappear into her buttcheeks while theres a gimp midget going through your sock drawer looking for that triple row buttplug your lady made you buy for yourself cause its gonna "spice things up in the dungeon". im sure someone will be tied up to a fucking die hard battery too. so i would have fun with it nd not get serious with this chick, unless you know, you like that crazy shit.

dear sm, congrats, hope everything goes well with your new found hearing. - twinky dear ginger bread man, i had a great time getting to have a few brews nd words with you. its refreshing to meet someone with such a different perspective about life such as yourself. hopefully we can get to work on a wall or freight sometime soon. -twinky dear twinky, i wish i knew you better. i wish you werent so cynical and so hard on yourself. im sorry how your past has effected who you are today. i know youre gonna be okay in the future, i feel it everyday. just remember to always be yourself, even when you dont know who you are anymore. -drunk twinky p.s. sorry for making that sound so gay. you know how i get when im not in social settings writing on stuff or degrading skanks.