twinky the kid

remember: no always means yes. safewords are for pussies.

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my homie usually takes at least half a pack (cigarettes) of weedsticks. the trick (because ive helped him pack em) is to roll cigs with bud in the middle (20% tobacco 80% weed, tobacco in front, weed in the middle, tobacco on top) and youre fucking golden. whatevs thats just how we do and he has never been popped. just spittin knowledge.

due to the insane amount of props i got for suggesting the cowboy bebop soundtrack, i am re suggesting it. also i b quite wasted.

i like the "you got any drawings you been wanting to tattoo?" approach, in my experience you get a choice of designs to choose from that the tattooer will be happy to do either way. or you can always just get a classic grimm/sailor jerry/jenson flash blaster.

i had an std once. im sure i spread it around. i dont give a fuck.

check it man. your chick wants you to tie her up. you seem scared and uninterested about it. break up with her cause its only gonna get worse with the sex fetishes. i suggest not getting too serious with the girl. you finna come home one day to her tied up from all angles with a cosby sweater while some nigga in a horse costume is making his dick disappear into her buttcheeks while theres a gimp midget going through your sock drawer looking for that triple row buttplug your lady made you buy for yourself cause its gonna "spice things up in the dungeon". im sure someone will be tied up to a fucking die hard battery too. so i would have fun with it nd not get serious with this chick, unless you know, you like that crazy shit.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... it sounds bad when you say it like that hahaha.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... whoa that girl was never my ex or even near close to it. but she definitely is an unfaithful skank which is why i had no hesitation in breaking her heart into a million pieces when she professed her "intense burning passion" for me. the only bad part about the end of our friendship was that i lost a good friend who could keep a conversation going, supply me with free drugs and booze. she was like one of the guys which is why we never got sex and emotions mixed until the end. she would honestly be the perfect girlfriend if she knew how to keep her legs closed. honestly she is the only girl who i feel doesnt deserve the double standard bs the we as guys toss around. but she has cheated on three of here bf's with me, all of which i regret. she was also a faithful client tattooing wise. bitch owes me $70 that i will prolly never see. in all realness i do miss her friendship. she was a stand up girl, but she liked promiscuous (i prolly spelled that wrong) sex and i wasnt down to be the dude she would bang on the side. i know that sounds lame, but im just not a fan of infedelity...

dear sm, congrats, hope everything goes well with your new found hearing. - twinky dear ginger bread man, i had a great time getting to have a few brews nd words with you. its refreshing to meet someone with such a different perspective about life such as yourself. hopefully we can get to work on a wall or freight sometime soon. -twinky dear twinky, i wish i knew you better. i wish you werent so cynical and so hard on yourself. im sorry how your past has effected who you are today. i know youre gonna be okay in the future, i feel it everyday. just remember to always be yourself, even when you dont know who you are anymore. -drunk twinky p.s. sorry for making that sound so gay. you know how i get when im not in social settings writing on stuff or degrading skanks.

heres some albums i hope you might enjoy. sonic youth- evol vitalic- ok cowboy santogold & dilpo- top ranking empire of the sun- walking on a dream modest mouse- sad sappy sucker bright eyes- the peoples key (not all whiney and emo like their previous stuff) yeah yeah yeahs- rareites and remixes (not an actual album, but a good torrent collection that can be easily found) ghostface killah- the broiled salmon mixtape. yuksek- any album broken social scene presents kevin drew: spirit if... descendents- liveage tv on the radio- ok calculator (or any other album, you cant go wrong.) daniel johnston-yip! jump music or songs of pain 1 & 2 last but not least. cowboy bebop- complete soundtrack discography trust me on the last one, its a big download but worth it, the band who makes all of the music for the series is an experimental band from japan called the seatbelts. they have no real sound, theyre all over the place from acid jazz to blues to shoegzing-esque to pop to instrumental. songs to really listen to from them: space lion memory goodnight julia trust me give em a shot.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... dont get me started on that topic haha.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... for a while i knew this girl. we used to bang when she was single. one time we hooked up after 3 months of not seeing each other. the next day i ran into her at a bar with a dude. i sit down, make friends with him and all three of us are chillin. i crack a sexual joke which leads the convo in that direction, this was the end result him: im just glad i know how to put it down, id like to think that i never have to worry about my girl fucking around behind my back cause i know i got my shit down pat *he then nudges her for validation* she then turns red, glances at me and giggles. him: aahhh! i told you dog. she goes to order another round for us. me: so how long have you been dating ___? him: three months. me: so, ___ has alot of guy friends, does that weird you out? him: nah, ive seen how she is with them. me: what do you mean by that? him: well take you two for instance, you guys seem to have that brother/sister kind of friendship. me: *pause* id say were more like second cousins. him: hahaha that funny, i like you man, we should kick it more. she returns, i quickly finish my drink as they get all lovey dovey in front of me and i awkwardly leave. i couldnt break the news to him. i went home got wasted and hated women a little more. brool story co.

hell yah forsit, maybe the weather will be nicer this time. smdubs, thanks i just might hit ya up if youre willing to put up with a tourist. risc, i most likely will be checking out that hall o fame, my dad also suggested it.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... that post just gave me cancer.

Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... only stressed this problem in a serious relationship once and ended up being right. that sucked. ----- i dated this other one girl for a month. we had already known each other for around maybe six months. before dating her i used to go chill with her after work and smash. (well it was mostly go over and smash) anywho, she had mad guy friends. once we started dating i told her i wasnt taking any shady behavoir. so she invites me to take her to a party. i get outa work, call her, shes already at the party without me. hear guys talking to her in the backround. told her to kick rocks and hung up. went out to the bar that night, smashed a sweet lil latina hipster. not a single fuck was givin that day. basically i have a zero tolerance for shady moves. it has made life easier.

im sure based on the timing of this new series coupled with the die hard nerd nostlgia complex, this will be the most hated series to date. it would be nice to see some new intergalactic titties on deck.

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this thread was the jam.

frosted butts.

challenge her to a game of edward 40 nubs.

my mom sucked my dick. /thread

pm me the details mang...

so im gonna be in vegas from sep. 28-oct. 2. buddies bday. any yall smutbags wanna chill or gimme some solid spots to hit up? letfirst time vegas goer know. down for whatevs. hopefully ill end up on that vegas jail show. yodel plz, i may be doing a tattoo guest spot down there as well... hollerz?

do some fucking push ups bro. smith st. cranks out club bangers all day.