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bump that tesk that fill is killin it... first time i hit the books in a minute, dont really like the N... for my homegirls daughter kaylani..

my sleeping habbits suck... for example, whenever ol girl im talking to now comes over to crash she ends up knocking out at 11ish since she has work at 7am... so i end up laying there WIDE the fuck awake hearing her lil cute ass snore only to finally get a lil sleep at 6 just to wake right back up at 7 when she dips.. and yesterday i went to sleep at 5am to wake up at 7am to go to the stupid ass welfare office to renew my link card.. took an hour nap when i got home and been wide the fuck awake since.. its now 3:30am over here and im still not tired... its been like this for as long as i can remember... where ya been at team sleep...?

lol yea one of my homegirls said just to get a pitbull stuffed animal or sum but thats gay... if i go as peoples im gonna do my sideburns and ask people all night "mira joo lie golf...? joo lie tiga woo...? tiga wooooo..! i like him..." haha if you seen shaft then you know wussup....

its a tie this year between peoples hernandez from shaft and baby joker from next friday... i'd just need chico to make the baby joker one complete...

naw dont get me wrong id smash too she got potential.. i just knew a couple chicks like that who were just mad grimey like cmon girls.. no nigga wants a girl that stinks just as bad as they do... just saaayin though....

haha this thread is classic.. id say someone draw me but i feel like someones just gonna draw tails with a pair of shelltoes on...

see its shit like this that kinda gets to me... shorty could look decent if she didnt stick to the "no bathing rule" it looks like shes obviously following.. i mean damn girl loose the bullshit piercings and the fade and fix your damn hair or something at least and some deoderant on then lets talk...

trash, trash, smash... least i'd say.. dunno bout caligula though i bet hed smash all of em in a heart beat then take em out for pizza afterwards... better yet some rosco's chicken and waffles.. they'd love that...

smash or trash...? on a side note i dont think she has any eyebrows... just saaayin.....

had no type of sleep at all last night.. get on mah level... lol

just finished watching the blackhawks whoop philadelphias ASS... GO BLACKHAWKS!

continued.... the next day we went to this place called burgess falls.. lil hike in the woods with waterfalls and all that good stuff.. stopped at this country ass gas station on the way.. just getting to the beginning of the trail.. small waterfall.. another view of the small one.. some old bridge that leads to a cave type thing.. some cool shit walking past... another cool water thing.. all the water is fresh to drink also.. hehehe.... more pics of some nature shit... moar agua... medium waterfall from a lil photo op spot along the hike.. then we got towards the big waterfall.. just another lil view of it.. right next to the waterfall at the top... looking down from the top of the fall.. shit was pretty high... got to the bottom of the fall.. the hike we took down was a shortcut and basically like a lil mud slide down.. the whole time you could just feel the mist from the waterfall hittin you in the face... this whole hike pretty much made the trip worth while.. gone for 6 days and this is what i get from my girl when i get home... all in all the trip was maaaaad chill and a nice lil stress reliever.. the end....

went to Tennessee to visit my aunt not too long ago.. straaaight country.. lil place called algood by cooksville if anyone heard of it.. ive been to lazy to post but fuck it.. so heres how the trip went.. planned to hit the road at 3am.. sister didnt get there till 4.. so i slept the majority of the way.. kool rap letterz at a stop... sun was just bout starting to rise... knocked back out after this... more driving... random ass cemetary behind a gas station close to tennessee... pullin up to my aunts crib hungry than a muh fucka... ham and cheese omlet sandwich on toast with potatoes.. de-muthafuckin-licious... my aunts gangsta ass winabego of hers.. she set everything up so everynight we can just kick it under the tent and smoke n drink under the stars.. we baked the winabego plenty of times while we was there.. a pic from the inside.. my og blowin the first blunt in tennesse next to some lovely fake flowers.. view from my aunts crib.. you can tell we in the country... next day went to my cousins crib to chill and eat.. view from her patio.. met the travelocity gnome when i went out there.. lil niggas cool as hell... staying busy rollin up at my cuz crib with my nigga.. "nigga is you crrrrrrazy...?!" haha later on that night i was gonna go to this club with the fam but lost my wallet a week before so that was a negative.. but from what i was told they had that shit jumpin.. so heres the deal.. my man got two shots and two lapdances for 8 bucks.. and he had to remove the shot from her panties or bra.. either way you look at it its a win win situation... i'd smash... more to come.....

:lol: fuck that aint nobody in the closet to begin with... haha but i feel you though cali i aint really got the patience for all that though i usually end up havin a homegirl of mine pluck em real quick.. plus if i do it myself and fuck my own shit up im gonna feel like a retard.. least i can blame it on the lil chineese lady.. "da fuck u gave me half a eyebrow! gimmie my fin back bitch!!" hahaha

i feel you though cali but my og got the hook up at that spot.. she used to go with this dude who owned a hot dog place right next door and he would always pay for her nails and all that so they know us pretty well there already i mean as soon as my ma walks in she just yells "hey lee!" and sets up her own shit and waits till they take care of her.. they give her discounts here and there too.. and i only get em done cause like i said, females dont like unibrows.. i know im FAR from gay or metro or whatever new fad they got out nowadays i just like my shit lookin crisp.. i look at it this way.. either let my shit get outta control to where im lookin like sabertooth and shit, or toss the lil chineese lady a fin to wax em up real quick and have em look fresh for a minute ya diig..

yeeeea because my eyebrows now look maaaad homo... hahahah whateva i aint even think nothing of it honestly but /nohomoeyebrows or whateva then i guess... lol

yeah.... and....? id rather have my shit lookin crisp than rock a jungle in the middle of my face... females dont really like the unibrow look...

woke up a couple minute ago, just posted in the days in pies thread, and watching tv bored than a mahfucker...

here was yesterday... got woken up at 530 in the fuckin morning by my girl.. she texts me good morning every day but i dunno whyyyy she called.. so we talked before she went to school then i couldnt sleep after that... since milky g dont like man feet.. heres socks... decided fuck it the suns out so i walked around and to the store to get a energy drink.. now that i was up... on the walk back.. the weather got me in a good ass mood... "put ya left foot in front of ya right foot, and walk with me....." walkin through mah hood... :rolleyes: got my hair cut later n eyebrows done later on and dropped my ma off at the nail salon.. i cant stand the smell in these places it gives me a headache... went to my guy akeems crib to start the grill.. it got dark out but fuck it we was hungry.. my ma and homegirl showin off eachothers nails.. went back to the crib and watched season 3 and half of season 4 of weeds with my homegirl then just chilled afterwards... and THIS is how i gotta wake up everymorning.. yea she sleeps with elmo and i gotta wake up with his creepy ass staring me in the face... the end... i should have more pics this weekend to contribute...

this was a couple days ago i was just to lazy to post... wake up in the mornin take a shit shower shave... this is my homegirl tiana.. shes living with me for the time being since she got kicked out her grandmas crib and blahblah.. shes like a lil sis pretty much so i kick it with her lil goof ass when i wake up.. she got me to switch my room around when i didnt really want to.. so we switched the bed around and i had enough room to plug up my other two lil speakers.. ate these delicious muthafuckas for dinner.. made two more after this plate... one of my homies i havent seen in a min came by with two 12 packs of modelos.. kicked it at the crib and played a some spades for the night.. piss break... then sleepy time.. next day went to my sisters fiance's crib to lay down some tracks ive been needing to record.. blew some blunts and knocked back some o.e... then dipped back to the crib for some sleep... the end...

^i hate waiting in the shop for a fade sometimes.. sitting there for fuckin hours while niggas bullshit and play pool.. well at least at my spot.. hah but i just woke up and made some breakfast for my ma and my homegirl whos staying with me now listenin to some Betty Wright.. bout to go grocery shoppin for my og after im done with breakfast...

today so far.. this is usually how i start my day when i wake up... finished some lyrics from last night... chillin on teh oontz listenin to music bored than a mug... more to come later as the day develops...

fixed... for real nigga.. that shit is mad fucking gay....

this was the thread i was lookin for a min ago... anyway i figured fuck it ill throw some tracks i did with my homie up here.. we're almost done with a mixtape and a album we've been workin on for a lil bit.. check em out on wemix... http://www.wemix.com/majorcrooks any feedback, comments, crit is always appreciated..

TRUE..... worked out for 3 hours like a mah fucka and went to sleep at 530 this morning... where my team sleep niggas at..? tpbm has at least one pair of shell toes...