You jealous i have solid strokes that leave my butt cheeks as clean as a whistle?(nh)
If you are an experienced ass wiper, than you should be able to handle the grease in one swipe.
When i wipe my ass, i start at the end of my gooch to the top of my ass crack. The second wipe (if needed) is done in the opposite motion to ensure there in no build up of doodoo butter in the crack.
fixed gears are the shit. They are perfect to catch speed and go long distances. Don't hate them because you hate some people that ride them.
DON'T LET THE HIPSTERS WIN!