Dark_Knight

krink fire extinguishers? WTF????

chicken wings, chicken wings, and more chicken wings

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532492,00.html Fox don't lie...

Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie. A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies. Robotic Technology Inc.'s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot — that's right, "EATR" — "can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable," reads the company's Web site. That "biomass" and "other organically-based energy sources" wouldn't necessarily be limited to plant material — animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they'd be plentiful in a war zone. EATR will be powered by the Waste Heat Engine developed by Cyclone Power Technology of Pompano Beach, Fla., which uses an "external combustion chamber" burning up fuel to heat up water in a closed loop, generating electricity. The advantages to the military are that the robot would be extremely flexible in fuel sources and could roam on its own for months, even years, without having to be refueled or serviced. Upon the EATR platform, the Pentagon could build all sorts of things — a transport, an ambulance, a communications center, even a mobile gunship. In press materials, Robotic Technology presents EATR as an essentially benign artificial creature that fills its belly through "foraging," despite the obvious military purpose. . . . . DISCUSS

I was told you have to hold your breath until you see a white car.

...but that was a hell of a robot dance

My grandparents told me if i married a black girl, our kids would come out polka dotted and everyone would hate them. I wonder if thats true?:D

Ali G show was the shit, and so was borat. Bruno fucking sucks. That is all.

Never play basketball when you have to poo. BAD IDEA

I WANNA BE A..BALLA. SHOT CALLA. 20in BLADES. ON THE IMPALA edit: Sorry. I had to do it

I have the same thing. Slammed my finger in a door a month ago, and its been black ever since

Does it have to be posted and discussed on internet forums though? I just seems like a little too much

Why post beef on the internet? Especially if you have nothing to do with it...?? This thread is pretty lame

I just beat it. For the second time today. MAN TALk

I got caught scratching myself three times today in public. MAN TALK

ya rly

enough boobage? NEVER

Those re the ones you have to watch out for. Crazy bastards are like a cult. What's that documentary called that's about evangelicans? The scariest film i have ever seen by far.

Apparently none of you are irish catholic, but It's nothing like what you guys are saying at all. Irish are really lax about their religion, and don't take it much further than weekly mass (if even that. I haven't been to church in a year or two). Drouling over mary is more of an italian type of thing. Irish people, at least the majority i know, aren't religious at all. They just go to church for traditional reasons.

sw333t first post d000d!:rolleyes:

steal it. I bet you won't.pussy. do it. do it.

Still waiting for the n00dz of that guys wife...and the hooker

This is almost as bad as that guy lying about his hooker girlfriend

you shook. cuz Aint no such things as half way crooks

MMMMMMMMMMM......CAKEZ