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Hitch hiking & hitch hikers eh. Don't know a thing about it except I don't pick them up. Fuck those people. Creeps. Also like Morton and thems said, you're going to freeze to death, while assholes like me cruise by with three open seats and a dog that won't scoot over. Talmbout I can't barely see you out the steamed up window the heater be blasting so much.

I was going to make a thread about this thread.

LMFA OffzOr. You have to be joshin me Nurk! Fucking scenester kook Mc spook. When I get off my waterproof iPhone 7 I tell ya....

12oz update to look like bombing science.

Pfffffffft bahahhrhahrhahrwqaaht the fucking. I overwhelmed 3/5ths the way through the 2nd page. Subscribing to this gem for further studies at a future date. GG

I'ma be like a white Denzel in that one movie. Just leading a grip of hot Russian bitches named Mila to the Mecca. Aka San Fernando valley. Trade em for a 2 liter of water, a handful of Ranch Cornnuts and an iPod charge or some shit. It's gonna be tight.

My 30th birthday is December 18th of 2012 and also happen get off that five year felony probation shit. I had an end of the world rager siesta planned but... I'm making a pilgrimage to this place with some babes and my SHTF pack instead. My giant dick and lack of STD's will guarantee me entry.

This thread is like... Aww shit you know what. I had a rant keyed out and ready to delivar. No go. Lots of gossip and pointless posturing in this thread though. I get the feeling that most of you suck, and cant push mongo. :lol:

Fruity huh.

Is he smiling? I can't tell.

Sweet bro. Monopoly money. After a few ginger ale/Jameson joints I realized that I'm lonely drinking by myself in my boxers. Just me and my dog (Who happens to be a Boxer hah). It's quite fucking gay actually. 12 in the noonish ehh... Time to go open up the bar!

Ham & Cheez ... Ireland.

Says Bacardi. My head is going to implode. Money Ball comes out tomorrow. I am going to see it for sure. It's all us A's fans have to remember this season by. Got free vouchers for being an extra. I hear I'm in the stands in a few scenes. Also, my boy Paul Keck is playing Rafael Palmeiro in the movie. Random fact.

Sandals? Personally, while incarcerated, I call them "Sperm Skates".

DEAD MILKMEN RANTS. GOTTA LOVE IT.

Left my phone at a friends spot last night. So basically -- that means I got nothing to do, nowhere to be and no buisiness to attend to all day. Me and this fifth O' James were thinking about partying. I'm going to try that Ginger Ale concoction, sounds like a good way to ease into my whisky coma for the day. Seeing as it's 9:40 in the fucking AM. I don't even feel like putting on shorts. Just going to rock penny-loafers, boxers and a big foam hat all day. This is going to be awesome.

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Find human skull in catacombs. Insert penix into eye socket.

Tempted to attempt to meet internet peoples...... Maybe.