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Tavaruawon

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  1. ^^False, I tend to be a gentleman. But if that's what a monkey hoe wants then I definitely know how to play the role. Not a prob. Edit: Ewps. Micah got ins before meh. False to IBS as well. TPBM has fasted (no food) for three or more days.
  2. Interesting shit man. I've lived with a mental roomate before. Dude was a 27 year old with Schizophrenia, living off of SSI. His name was Nick. SchizophreNick... haw! Never a dull day around that nigga... Where to even fucking start! Maybe I'll share a few stories later on when I get back to a computar.
  3. Re: Graphic Designer Wanted! Hey bro. I am well versed in the arts of making computer aided art. I have a massive portfolio. Also here is my setup, two screens means I'm a pro. I only have one mouse, though it is of the laser variety. Deesnuts@gmail.com Thnx.
  4. Lollers all day. I love taking bitches to haunted houses. One of the easiest ways into a chicks pants is to scare her out of them.
  5. Iphone 5 - Now With More Pancreatic Cancer Causing!
  6. Sitting shotgun. Cruising through Sactown and laughing because a couple minutes ago my boy nailed a big ass piece of a truck tire. Broke his headlight. It was loud as fuck when we hit, scared the shit out of me! Not two miles down the highway he makes a smooth maneuver and pulls right behind an overloaded 18 wheeler hauling tomatoes. Tomaters just fucking falling out the back and sides of this shit at 70 mph. Tomato paste everywhere on ya new truck! I'm just laughing at ya dog.
  7. Chilling on a Redwood deck overlooking South Lake Tahoe. Basically at a friends cabin, drankin' some Jager and Pacificos just straight marinating like the meat in the fridge. I'm scoping the weather radar because there's thunder $ lightning storms forecast for this evening. I love inclement weather. T-storms stacked and ready to hit right about when all my cronies show up. I'm gonna see if anybody wants to climb up on the roof with a cooler and a few L's. All good things.
  8. States bout finna make a bit of money off your folks after fines and fees are paid. In the end we all win though right? ... Because those fines and fees fuel funding for schools which will educate your future children about the dangers of substance abuse. And hopefully preve...
  9. ^^ That's a Northern Chickadee off to his upper right helmet piece. I should not know these things.
  10. That dude DrueMoney is successful troll to the maximum lately. Kill them softly.
  11. Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends..........
  12. MC HAMMER PLAYED TODAY AT THE BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL IN SAN FRANCISCO. lolz0rb z0rbles.
  13. Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... Nobody here likes you Nurk. Seriously, nobody. You are... Not funny, ever. Long winded Uninteresting Corny Scared of females Not BSM in any fucking way whatsoever. To me; you're like that creepy foreign exchange student who wears a mickey mouse sweat suit and smells like cheese. Sitting up at the front of class on his first day answering all of the teachers questions with an eagerly raised hand - while everybody behind you is laughing at your lame accent and improper use of prepostitions. Still wondering why you'll never fit in huh? TRY HARDER SON.
  14. Word up on that NBB. Similar situation putting up with a dick tease the past couple of weeks. Bitch is fucking all over me one night and then trying to play it off when we were talking about how good of a time we had at the concert. "Oh I dunno. Everybody needs some affection some times!" So what, that was just pity? LOLLERZ This chick literally got down on her knees and tried to give me dome in the middle of a crowd at the Fox Theater. Thievery Corporation made her panties wet I guess. Later on she dropped the line "I've been celibate since Saint Patrick's Day" COOL BITCH I GOT BALLS THAT ARE BLUER THAN A FUCKING SMURF RIGHT NOW. I've begun to question myself on this shit lately. Because I keep on chilling with this chick. I dig her. And she's really fucking hot. But it's like I'm torturing myself. Mad sexual tension between the two of us lately. I try to keep a positive attitude about the situation, thinking that I'm just laying the foundation to fuckville. Gaining her trust etc... But I donno man. Gotta keep it moving and realize that she's probably just a back-burner type of broad. I do feel the need to be careful with what I say to her though. Don't want to tell her what really is up - probably ruin any chances for fun in the future by pulling her card like that. Damn. No it can't be... this bitch got in my head. Fuck.
  15. Theo stay flossy in that jean shirt. Canadian Tuxedo I mean.
  16. "Also, I think forsit is more Dunkin Donuts extra-extra than espresso. He could probably pass for a farmhand who got a lot of sun during the harvest." :lol: Like white on rice or a paper plate in a snow storm.
  17. Not if it was Parmesan, that shit is tough! Haha Ohh Nurk. You crazy.
  18. Do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
  19. Naw though man. I'm just saying... Aren't you colored? Hitch hiking through the midwest in winter.... You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb. Your best bet, if serious about doing all of this- is hitching. Don't ride a train unless you've read all of Kabar's threads. Hit I-80 and you'll likely meet up with some nurgens headed all the way east. 80 is fucking easy to hitch. Except for Utah.
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