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You no make smush smush?

Currently I am rocking a bouffant.

THE RUG IS NOT THE ISSUE. We're talking about unchecked agression here. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, YOU DO NOT... Also, dude. Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

Hahahaha. This is me laughing at that who dat crew.

I'm pretty sure that I am a blonde Nordic humanoid. Holler! I also have robot ears. But that's a story for another time.

Go Green Bay. Haha. :D And fuck all you bandwagon fans. Been had a cheese head since I was four years old sonathan.

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I'm thinking about how mother fucking HOT it is on this BART train. Mooove Damnit.

Yeah that's pretty much it. 500-600 dollars. Get yas some decent split-fins. A decent mask and snorkel set. An underwater flashlight is pretty cool to have as well. Color dissapates with depth just like the light and visibility. I did get to do some wreck diving in the Cayman Islands. In about 50 feet of water between coral reefs. I was also going to add that if you luck out with a cool dive master for your class, they might let yas go down to like 60 feet. Most people stay at about 40 ft on their first attempts. I remember we were hitting 80 feet on our second time down. But 'Scuba Steve' was a real chill dude. If you're open water certified you're cool to 90 -100 feet. After that depth interesting things like Nitrogen Narcosis come into play. People using Trimix and other mixes. Shit gets real technical and most of the people I've met who use SCUBA to dive past... say... 180 to 200 feet are absolutely fucking nuts. Like out of the head crazy fucks just like Patrick Swayze in Point Break.

Personally I like to make sure I sit right over the wings and snag that window seat. I just stare out the window with headphones on and imagine the wing snapping in two as it bounces up and down with the turbulence. Every once in a while I scream for no random reason. Usually a few beers/dranks deep. And or baked. It helps with the anxiety of the situation for me. I really don't like flying either.

I am PADI and SSI certified. Diving is amazing. It can be a somewhat expensive hobby if you really want to get tech with your gear. I'm sure you could get some used shit off Craigslist for a cheaper initial investment. You're gonna need fins, mask and snorkel at the least. Most schools don't provide those three, however they'll have everything else on loan. Buoyancy compensator, gauges and the rest of them thangs. PADI and SSI are similar programs, you'll have to sit through some classes and do a few pool sessions before ya get to hit the ocean. After a few more instructed dives you get certified, many other avenues open up like open water, fresh water & high altitude diving... Or using oxygen/gas mixes (nitrox etc...) and deep diving all which have separate classes in SSI. I prefer diving cold water, richer in nutrients so life is more abundant. Kelp Forests and pinnacles in Monterey Bay is where I learned.

Uggghh. Death slabs. "The Warden is in" Funny though. Nobody get's concerned until they're longer than 12 feet anymore. Shark week got my nig-nog's jaded these days.

Where is that left? Seaside, OR? You don't have to say if ya don't want to divulge any seekrats... That swell was ridiculous. Checked the action at Newps and the Wedge. Always fucking entertainment there. Blacks in SD was as richter as it gets really. Matter of fact the whole coast was firing throughout the weekend. Long lulls between sets, but they were coming like 20 deep when they did. I've been watching buoys for a long time and I think I've only seen 25 second intervals like once or twice. Very rare shit. And speaking of sharks... A photographer spotted a ten foot Great White cruising the reef at Swami's in Encinitas on Saturday evening. Of course there were like 40 people out in the lineup and they were quickly informed. Pretty much nobody got out of the water. Folks were just like eh... 'whatevs!' the swell was just too good to miss out on. That's Cali for yas though. I'll see if I can find the photo later on. August through November they're out in force right now. The man in the grey suit yo.

God I would love to do some bedroom wrestling with that Hope Solo chick. Rear naked choke all the way. She a bad bitch.

I got three different sets of gnar-scars on my face plate. 16 stitches across the forehead from the skegs on my surfboard. Some aggro local in Santa Cruz dropped in on me at Steamers Lane. I bailed and got fins to the face. Came up out of the water surrounded by red foam / looking like a shark attack ass nigga. Mad people were watching from the cliff and were all tripped out as I ran up the stairs trying to find somebody to drive me to the hospital since I couldnt see shit with blood pouring down my eyes. Some bro from Peru was kind enough to drive my ride up there. I also have a vertical scar running across my forehead... so combined with ^ that one; I got like an X in the middle of my shit. Cool huh. It was another surfing incident where I took a hit underwater from my own board. This time without health insurance I drove the 1 hour to get home and tended the wound myself. Would have been 14 or 15 stitches though. Salt water and wounds like that... it gets all hurty real fast. Also took an 80 mph foul tip to the chin playing 'catch' after a sloshball game. My ninjas were trying to hit off this new dude who was throwing the heat. I got behind the plate to peep this dudes arm and also to catch. No mask, duh. Split my chin strap wide the fuck open. No stitches on this one because I had mastered the art of butterfly bandages and super-glue due to previous lacerations. Bled FOREVER because I had been drinking all fucking day... Women say these scars add a certain ruggedness to my features. I say if you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tuff. All true stories, bro.

Re: Name my new dog Pockets

How bizzare

Glitch hop eh... Somewhere between massive attack and portishead? Maybe with an Edit tinge. Gonna be one of those days. One of those days. Heading to So-cal for what might be the swell of the summer. Boats I know you seen this massive South-hemi ripping towards the coast! The wedge @ Newps will probably be pushing 20 feet yo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XD2y921w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm sitting at a McDonalds off I-5 somewhere outside Los Banos... Killing a buzz with coffee and hash browns while reading this thread. The only one not wearing a construction orange shirt. I'm like 'how bizarre'. Wondering if I should ask to use the restroom.

Avalon, NC Folks making the best out of a bad situation. Florida NYC Rhode Island North Carolina ...

You all booked vacations at the mother fucking peak of Hurrican season for the Eastern seaboard. lol Don't be mad. Bring a surfboard and a poncho.

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