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Thinking about hosing down grandpa or something? :lol:

First time I ever got my dick sucked was to that song "The Final Countdown" Not even kidding. Blew the back of that bitches throat out.

Moon Rocks. This place is special. Hanging out around the campfire with a bunch of gear heads, normally not my scene but Yo... I got service and another half bottle for sunrise. Read More Books.

Someday NBB, someday. I'm gone for the week not forever. Headed East for final X-rays and a meeting with the surgeon that worked on my knee/leg. Eating a late lunch at some random burger shack in the woods off highway 88 past Jackson. Checkin' out my old rap letterz on a dumpster. 2004 and riding!

Still fucking waiting. Just had some P.O that has nothing to do with my case try to shake me down on my itinerary. Asking way too many questions that have no bearing on the situation. Feeble attempt at intimidation. Sign the fucking paper you ass. This place makes me feel sick.

Sitting at the probation office in Hayward. Made a last minute restitution payment and waiting for way too long to get permission to leave the state. Soon as I do I'm hitting the road. Mhhm.

sayWORD - The average water temp is just about the same in Northern California as it is anywhere North of here on up to BC. It'll drop down to the mid to high 40's during Spring and bump up to like 56 degrees during the winter time. 58-60 very rarely. It's all hypothermia and ice-cream headaches regardless. Considering it's long/latitude Nor Cal actually has some of the coldest water in the world due to the Humboldt Current and massive upwelling. British Columbia actually has a warmer water temp range sometimes pushing mid sixties +. I know from experience. That being said, last time I was up in Canadia (Tofino area) I was rocking the same 4/3 thickness wetsuit that I would rock in Santa Cruz or SF. You're obviously not a water person, but there's a little Oceanography 101. Now you can say you learned something today dipshit! Back to your original programming-- ANGER Catch my PM!

Good luck with that... I am currently eating a bean and cheese burrito with some amazing avacado salsa and an icey horchata. Also waiting for rapture. After that doesn't happen, I shall head out to the A's / Giants game so I can lose my voice booing everything and everyone within earshot.

Y'ALL HELLA DRY SNITCHING UP IN THIS THREAD HUH.

Kudos to you outright for even knowing that. Surfing and graff compliment each other much like skateboarding and graff. What else is there to do during flat spells when you're traveling? Also, most of these landlocked hillbillys don't realise that San Francisco has a flourishing surf scene. Despite the cold water and sharks, we on it. Love our spots. I had a couple of questions regarding those boards you painted. Sent you a PM dude. :D

IM BANKSY

I've been lucky enough to see most of these people at some point or another. Make sure you see Infected. That motherfucker kills shit dead. Also Carl Cox.

Pockets! Or... Mordecai! Or... Steve!

They are or were considered an endangered species. So yeah, there are probably some restrictions on catching and owning them. But whatever man. He's a sidewalk tortoise anyways. Could have also been somebody elses pet since it sounds like you found him up in the residentials. Maybe he escaped but didn't get that far.

Clearly that Iguana has his priorities fucked up. Also if you're trying to keep that Desert Tortoise just be aware that they dig under fences, decks, and slabs of concrete with ease. I mean slowly obviously, but they'll disappear on yas sometimes. They're pretty cool to have wandering around the backyard though. Rawr

Whaaaat. The celly in the microwave is frightening. I'm going to go try that with all my old Nokia's.

Shit man you could buy like 10 new hamsters with that 85 bucks!

That there is the Belted Kingfisher motherfucker. You think he gives a shit? He doesn't. Not one fucking shit. He has a big head and a beak bigger than yours son, he fucking lances fish all day with it. This punk rock bastard has a range stretching across North America and cousins in Australia. Swamps and ponds on lock. He's like the navy seal of birds. Land, sea and air he's going to fucking devastate. He's a bird with liberty spikes.

The 'Yes I'm Umad' thread. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=138266

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