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yeah dude you'd have a better shot at flying some meth head to your spot to give you dome and let you piss on her than getting someone to write a paragraph.

phone, keys, wallet, pager, work id, work requests

Oh wow! Surpass is one of the homies as well, looks like he's blowing up, getting recognition from people like widdler. Thats great. Has anyone seen Mount Kimbie? I'm thinking of going to see them, but they are playing in another city by me, wanna make sure its worth the drive. They kind of remind me of burial, which has been playing on my ipod at least once a day for a couple months now.

Ghey

My dad gave me one of these as a kid.

Fuck juggalos... fucking cum guzzling faggots.

Drinking. I wake up every morning groggy thinking "ok, you can do this".....I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to go to work. Its just too easy to have fun every night in the summer. I really have to chill out though, school sytarts next week. Smoking, just cause its fucking retarded and expensive. Having loser friends. Seems like I know too many people who always need me to do something for them, borrow money, help them move because they are always bouncing around due to instability, store stuff at my house etc...

Everybody knows the circle with a slash through it is the universal symbol for "do this".

The sheer amount of media being recorded and casual attitude about it makes me always keep in mind any female is about 1 degree of separation from pornography.

One time we were at a red light in my friends van and some wigger pulled up next to us and started throwing up gang signs and staring us down. My friend, who was a brutal death metal sort of kid (the same one with a terminator mask in previous story) jumps out of the van with a tire iron, yells something about wigger guy being a pussy and proceeds to break all his windows out while the light was still red. Dude was shocked, but got his wits together and tried attacking us inside the van, only to get booted in the face and dropped. light turns green and we speed off. Luckily no one took the plates down because my friend whos car it was never heard anything about it and I'm sure there were a bunch of witnesses.

I lost my virginity to 2 girls who were cousins (not mine, related to each other), while tripping on green gel tabs. I wanted to fuck one but she wasn't that into me, while another wanted to fuck me but I wasn't into her, so she talked her cousin into fucking me with her so everyone could get theirs. They basically abducted me and took me into the basement and had their way with me. After a while my homie came down with a terminator mask on, like half a robot face with torn off flesh and a red eye and started fucking them too. Being really high on acid thats when I'd decided I had enough. I went back upstairs and all my friends started cheering and clapping. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

Hey buddy you alive?

They look pretty cool, but I've never used one. I'll stick with my akai apc 40. Looks like there are alot of possibilities opening up with the ipad as well, check this out: http://www.touch-able.com/Site/touchable.html

I've been dying to talk about ph balances and nutrients!

What I should do in general with my life, how can I keep my life simple, who am I going to go drink with tonight. I used to think alot about quitting my job and hopping trains, but at this point it will probably never happen. I hate having regrets of things I didn't do. I met a really neat girl recently, so I've been thinking alot about her and how she might fit into my life.

lungs, liver.

Glitch mob: Drink the sea All of pretty lights stuff.

Every year me and my friends, "lets go to burning man this year!", time passes..... "oh, fuck, its already time for burning man? maybe next year." For like the last 10 years.

Sometimes when I have the mouse hovering on the thread title and you get that preview text, I can just tell I am going to open it and the thread starter is going to sport some tampons. This was one of those times.

Wow, best thread I've seen in a while. Props to keepitrail. I am reading Walden for like the 10th time right now, kind of reminds me of your lifestyle. You should post more pictures of your place. How do you make money if you don't mind me asking?

KNARDICAL!

I just read that whole thing. That guys writing makes my head hurt.

Be careful, they may morph into whales to accomodate their enlarged brains.

Will he make "funnel friday" a national holiday?