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Yes. That is why they are always weirdly over excited and the women are crying or whimpering in all the asian porn you see. That is them failing at mimicking human behavior.

Trust me you wouldn't want me to put your moms hand gestures on an online forum.

Klaxxon Tokyo

Shut up faggot.

Its their mating ritual. quit being so ignorant just because you don't understand something.

The woman are constantly throwing up the peace sign in photos. This is clearly because they have studied our various forms of media, namely 1950's invasion themed movies, and realize that we would annihilate them were we to discover their true identity.

They have an uncanny ability to harness and utilize technology. These "breakthroughs" that they make are obviously just them releasing their technology at a perfectly calculated rate as to not raise eyebrows or suspicions.

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What a shitty way to die.

Ya wat are u liek 12?

What in the gay is this shit??

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I'm the richest person in the poorest neighborhood!

I was thinking about things that would be deal breakers on a date, like get up and leave and stick girl with tab type dealbreaker, and I decided a juggalo tattoo is definitely one of them.

The main thing I miss about living in a mexican neighborhood is the grocery cart guys with elote. Miraqcle whip sucks. Real mayo FTW. Also, this on everything.....

Shit in your hand and give him a handjob. If he likes it he is gay, mystery solved.

Put salt under your fingernails, pee on them as you pee into cup.

Re: mechanically seperated (processed) chicken... I know so many people that will drop money on designer clothes and other expensive shit that is totally unnecessary yet buy food like 60 cent loafs of bleached white bread, top ramen and generic soda. Shit is just so fucking retarded. If there is one thing that you should not hesitate to actually spend money it should be quality food. I mean, you are what you eat, right? Yet so many people want to be budget about it. Have fun with diabetes, heart disease, colon cancer etc....

One time on a real drunken bender me and a couple friends just decided to go into every bar as we walked down the street. One happened to be a gay bar with a drag queen competition. The next day my buddy started bragging to me about how some chick gave him head in the bathroom at said bar. He was dead serious too, completely oblivious to the implications of his statement.

Tell her to stop getting so drunk.

Hey guize, ease off CAN he seems like stand up guy, he run the streets than and he doesnt afraid of anything! CAN+banned=Canned

New EPROM mix. Fucking dope. http://eprom.bandcamp.com/