fat ralphy

soju is kinda like sake but it is made from potato i think instead of rice..i never had this kimchee stuff but it sounds gross im all about the korean BBQ

im lookin to help my girl buy a laptop...around 1,000$ and so far its lookin like a dell...she mostly wordprocess and internet, music photo etc..basic shit my workplace has a employee discount program with dell.....should i just go with it...i had a suggestion to look for a toshiba also but havent heard mush about there quality or performance....any specs i should look for when buying the dell

damn i always laugh at ayebees typin when he is mad fucked up..shit is hilarious...when i get wasted i cant even type either

yeah closed fist punches...im really lucky i have such a nice girlfriend...i also stop breathing sometimes sleep apnia? (spelling) so she really watches out for me

i got super drunk at the oakland art and soul festival...i saw fillmore slim play blues..shit was dope

yeah im not doing any drugs or anything...a lil weed and some drank..but its scary to think i could hurt her by accident

dont sleep..saw the dude live and he has a great band and can sing the blues

i watch sports and shit and once in a while ill peep simpsons or animation domination type shit...im more of a netflicks kinda guy...when my lady pops a kid out of the oven i will let them watch babyeinstein and educational programs...fuck the gi joe violence shit i came up on

no i have dreams where im getting into a fight and ill wake up but still be half asleep and ill be punching her in the shoulder or something...its fucked up and only happened a few times, I WOULD NEVER HIT HER KNOWINGLY or any woman for that matter

im headed up the river with a boat and no paddle and they got me in lockdown- cypress

dude if i was on one i couldnt even type

its going down in australia Ca some student protests/riots...but riots are cool maybe a news link or video would help this thread

beating women is for weak ass motherfuckers.....although sometimes while im sleeping and having some fucked up dream i hit my girl in my sleep...thats different though

im 6'5'' 300 lbs i cant hit girls..i would end up in prison and besides hitting girls is pussy last night i drank some beers with my old friend and talked about old times, reminiscing is the best with alcohol involved im going to smoke some chronic and go drink beer at a Jazz festival in Oakland

i got smacked with a metal spatchula, face slaps and liquid soap mouthwash outs,,,good thing my dad wasnt around though because women dont hit to hard

im making tee shirts for my buddies 10 year death aniversary with his pic and funny quotes he used to say.... that is all

Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. true^^^^ i gotta say dudes life will not be ruined when he finds out..if dude is lame enough to get a ham tattoo he prolly will be stoked to have a lame story behind his lame tat....and arent bonuses meant for everyone with no strings attached sounds like you work with some fucking idiots

hollywood type shit

i like the flows...the camera work could have been a lil sicker but still a cool lil vid

too many fucked up stories..so heres a good one when i was 15 i got hammered at my boys moms wedding and ended up making out with his aunt who was like 35:D

im with design....get into the dark side of the oz......but i think dude is publishin his shit in a school newspaper or some shit

Re: DISS THE PERSON ABOVE YOU THREAD wow..that was so good...youngweiner

2 of these now im on to the

2 of these now im on to the

dude adderall is like crack to me * i say this having never done crack..so dude adderall is like coke to me