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morton

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  1. Rule #1 do not skimp on boots if you need to wear them 5 days a week 52 weeks a year.
  2. Extra-tuffs for the winter. Cork bottomed for logging if you need it. Watch out for steel toe in general, a smashed foot is bad enough with a steel toe sometimes the foot will get cut off at the toes or the steel will crush also with the toe inside.
  3. Fucking Georgia's. 15+ years in heavy industry talking. Timberlands? this aint no wu tang song kids.
  4. Yea, I was surprised at the quality of the show because I heard they had a rep for sucking live.
  5. Saw them play a few years back. I will say that the songs sounded just like they did on the album which was more than I expected.
  6. Magnum o piss, Dude, if you dropped 8 grand on fireworks I want to see a picture of the fuckin stockpile.
  7. True, ice cold. I was a highwayman, on a coach road I did ride sword and pistol by my side. Many a young maid lost her marbles to my trade, many a young man lost his life blood on my blade. TPBM had to hold back crying a little when Johny Cash died.
  8. Christians are hypocrites. I think that is why they get off so much on the "Jesus died for your sins" show, along the lines of you can do whatever you want as long as you make peace with god he will take the heat. Although many great scientists have had a spiritual side I think that it is a stretch to say they go hand in hand. Science is a world of facts, spirituality is a world of spirits.
  9. So trial is set for next week and I just got the witness list and proposed trial schedule from opposing counsel. They want to drag this thing out for over a week and have all kinds of off the wall witnesses who have never met me or my kid. This pisses me off so much, A day of trial costs over two thousand dollars just for me, double that and you have the total cost. So fucking stressful.
  10. wild trout painted with mustard and wrapped in bacon and then barbqued
  11. When I was a kid I tried to memorized the names of all these different dinosaurs. That paid off big time.
  12. I hate it when I have a little too much to drink and turn into a teenager again, last night I went to a buddies house had some cocktails and decided it would be a great idea to light off a bunch of fireworks and rack some steaks.
  13. I would go see DOA if it were 1990 again. The problem with shows like this is that they are too fucking big, one band might be cool to see on there own but when put in a festival setting it just waters everything down. That is why I don't go to bumpershoot anymore.
  14. I like the tap fill also, reminds me of vox
  15. Might not be a bad place to scalp some tickets. Back in the day I used to do pretty well at that but have forgotten about the hustle.
  16. False, I do however need to renew my passport this week. TPBM agrees with the sentiment that malt liquor tastes much better on the street.
  17. Skipped to this page, I say it will be Chuck Norris and if there is a death jokes thread it will just be recycled jokes that already exist.
  18. Correction, the Session Lager stubbie bottle caps have paper rock, scissors, not riddles. 5:24 no food all day and no solid dinner plans = a fine time to start drinking.
  19. I still think that getting a real plane is the way to go. Opens up a lot more than scootin out to the island and if CR could drop 20k on the phony plane why not just go all out get trained as a pilot and buy a used plane for 50k. My girls dad has a plane and teaches people how to fly, on Memorial Day weekend he flew us out to a spot on the other side of the state. 40 min in the air sure beats 8 hours in traffic.
  20. Got a 12 pack of the Sessions stubbies in the fridge they are not all that great but they are cheap and have riddles on the inside of the bottle cap. Getting pretty tempting right about now.
  21. "steamed lobster cannot be purchased with food stamps" But a whole bunch of other stuff can, go to the welfare line. Get a job. Go door to door offering to do spring clean ups in peoples yard, beg, borrow, steal, dumpster dive, food banks, lunch lines. I do not know how things are in Tokyo, but food assistance is out there even here in the USA.
  22. I don't know, if you are on a motor cycle it ups the cool points and on a motorcycle is seems to me that denim and a smoke beats a pipe.
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