Mauler5150

Hope you used lube lest your arse be feeling it. If someone can figure out how to get Me more upload space somehow (do VIP members get more space?) I have the best thread idea of exposing the fools of My city in weekly updates similar to that pictured here. I always laugh at these fools and the captions they write, knowing I have to live amongst them, and as thieves are amongst the lowest scum of the human tier archetypes, they prominently feature in these stories each week. What do you reckon of this as an idea? If it can't be done, perhaps I should just make a video narrating the text and make comments about these pieces of shit denigrating society and wasting the oxygen that could be better off allocated elsewhere.

I am with you on this as having traversed multiple dimensions Myself and having learned of the Mandela Effect, CERN and all that astrophysics jazz, along with understanding that Google is how higher dimensional entities effectively "Go Ogle" how stupid and simple humans are at their core, the possibility that this affected the Stussy S is entirely feasible.

I disagree. As a Grey 12oz patched Hat wearing former banker of Jew heritage such that My Grandfather was a Nazi POW after being in the German Army only for them to discover his Polish Jew heritage, I am in control of choosing life over death within a chaotic world as I intend to mock it for denigrating the value of human lives to be less than $1 for as long as the simulation HOST fails to transfer $1 for every living human to My bank account for Me to travel the world making other people's dreams their reality if only for a day for them to record and store in their cloud to immortalise them in an Earthbound Heavenly existence. Until such time, there is a conspiracy, as such a world is held by the pirates whose harbouring of wealth and finance as a means to invoke some control mechanism over Me for all the media I pirated and torrented in the years before streaming was an option. $250k per movie, and the 10TB of media I filled on harddrives sees that over time I have paid whatever debts or fines I owed such that I deserve control of My creative artistic choices once more less I continue to mock the people around Me as to how their elected officials view them as worthless meat whose souls are not worth a single dollar donation made to Me, in spite of the world's richest people able to pay such a figure on their own to bail out the human race for killing Jesus 2000 years ago and never redeeming themselves since as evidenced by the ridiculous wars still being advertised in the media which flow on to inflationary costs of living to all those who just want to get on with their lives without an ever pervasive fear underlying every aspect of their existence. Yet I also agree that the world is rudderless in that it has no direction beyond that of the individual consciousness is able to designate and apply. Even though ignoring media, marketing and the indoctrination of the system to impose capitalist beliefs upon society creating a haves and have nots divide that permeates all aspects of relationships and reality is almost impossible, I do what I can to make a joke of it all if only to spite those who would deny Me and by extension themselves for both parties to be mutually content otherwise I hold everyone else to the standards I have set for Myself in what I expect from them, and I have yet to meet a single one ready to accept such a responsibility. I may or may not be making the greatest sarcastic remark in history, just do an Eddie Bravo and look into it.

I would recommend seeing Dune 2 at the cinema even if one has no prior knowledge of Dune as I did when I watched it as it was a spectacle. Also Godzilla ans Kong that is about to releaze looked epic in the trailer.

These are still the best threads in Ch 0 imo given they not only convey travels and the destination, but the traveller's personality and tastes through the photos they capture. Never seen a McDonalds with a blue M before, no wonder it caught your eye, or is that common in the US?

Just bought some radiator flush and coolant for My van to hopefully solve the overheating issues I have been having. Been too lazy to do it this afternoon after a pizza induced coma made Me think 3 hours catching up on Ch 0 was a better investment in My time, which if more people end up back here from the roll call thread will make it worth it.

Good to see you pop in Man, I remember all those late nights we both pulled up playing COD slaying fools. Also I would have come past your way & reached out to see you and party IRL when I was in the US in 2017 had My wallet not gotten stolen in Barcelona prior that prevented Me from being able to rent a car as My physical licence got taken with My wallet. Also "Brian Pumper Chains" forever lives on in Ny head as perhaps the greatest tweet ever written in the 140 characters or less era of the internet, for obvious wonk saggin reasons.

Having met EBPH in real life when I went to San Fran, his presence is missed here, and I had @Spitfire15 on My Facebook that got banned in 2017 & would tell him and @defyonerto get back on here not only because the arguements you used to have with them, but because they were comedians like most of Channel Zero when it isn't political in nature. @LEVEL 75 PALADIN might be Level 120 or whatever by now as don't they increase level cap with each paid expansion of WOW? A question I have only wondered yet never asked (for obvious reasons) is seeking pronounced as "see king" or the word "seeking" as in the guy is looking for something (which maybe he found giving him reason to leave the forum and his mod powers he brutally flexed on here at times)? The thing I loved about this place was the sharing of random webpages that had all types of humourous shit to read and watch that other users found in their travels on the www. While endlessly scrolling content social media content has created a monoculture whose bounds are created by apps might have destroyed the possibility of thT phase of Ch 0 returning, I missed the days of random videos being given their own thread to amuse/gross out/educate the userbase here, with the Eels in the Butt or Superdeepthroat.asx or whatever it was did.

I remember that guy was the only one on here I ever had any issues with during My peak posting period. No idea what it was about or over, yet most likely due to him being too "gangsta" in some way.

If your Mac is linked to iOS, you do realise there is a duplicate feature now built in to the Photos app to resolve this issue? I would try that, and certain it will be on Mac as well but My Macbook has a cracked screen and My iMac is boxed up at My Mums so I can't check, but I definitely would avoid using whatever 3rd party software if possible.

Thankfully I am onto a new page as the last one was text heavy. Will try to keep this one more video-centric. A small win I have had recently that I feel the need to put this in writing, that given the choice if I had to live in Perth with money as no object then I would live in either City Beach or Floreat. Funnily enough, according to current Australian Government records My address is listed as "Floreat" and I happily claim the entire town as My home, especially after the Cambridge council took My letter of opinion and voted against turning the Floreat tavern into a tavern and gambling place (as I am against those who place bets on anyone or anything but themselves). Funnily enough I actually used to manage the loans on that property for the ownership group yet never met them nor mentioned it in My letter, I just want pubs to remain pubs without the grubs whose lives revolve around putting coins in a slot hoping to win only to repeat the same process more times on loop in future. If only they take My advice to make it more of a live music venue as My suggested compromise, hopefully it allows more bands and artists to get a place to play in that region after there being closures of live music venues here of late. Whilst this is turning into My online diary and thought expedition venue, how are the pubs/bars in the US with live music these days? Do such venues exist in your city or is your average drinking establishment burdened with audio of top 40 rap garbage?

Love it man. Thankyou. If you left a return address, when I am able to afford moving down south so next time I am in Yallingup I will send you a souvineer (?) from 6282 if I can find something there. Also, if @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER was speaking of the Yallingup or Scarborough beach videos, there is a reason why I would rather live in Yallingup than Monaco (for as beautiful and as exclusive as it is), and it isn't because I am poor and don't speak French but rather because it is pretty unknown to most people not from here as most people refer to Margaret River as being the place to go in that region, which although nice, is nowhere near the same vibe feeling wise (to Me T least). I will call My Mum back & let her know it is on it's way, as she was hospitalised at 2am this morning after having fainted out the back of her place. Apparently she had cramps or something to the extent pain made her pass out? I told her it is ciggie butt brain and as cold as it is when I told My work when they asked if I had to leave and go see her I quoted Drago in Rocky 4 and said "If she dies, she dies" given I view ciggie smokers the way I do and have been begging her to quit for 20+ years out of love only to be ignored and told ciggies mean more to her than I or My brother does. No wonder I am fucked up as I was poisoned i the womb for 9 months prior to being born with a pack of ciggies every day from the day I was concieved, so any blame for anything I do considered offensive on here should be considered as being nothing to do with Me, and if anything should dissuade anyone currently smoking from having kids lest their kids one day grow up and tell you they see you as already dead due to their habit of lighting a chamber and butt (like a gun) to their head each hour as prolonging their life and ability to be around for the kid they brought into this world as long as possible is lower as a priority than being a stinking piece of shit with no care or concern for themselves, their quality of life and leaving behind anything more than an ashy corpse representive of the ashes they burn each day that could provide an inheritance of some sort instead of feeding cancer into the air I have to share.

It is and it isn't. Long post yet I will explain. The "country" regions are where you should get to if you ever travel here for whatever reason, as was mentioned in the Gen Converation thread, people there still wave as they drive past, have manners and things and are generally friendly as was the case in the 80s and 90s and was marketed to the rest of the world as the Australian stereotype persona (if that makes sense?) The capital cities are lame, just a complete lack of any real "Australian" identity with most people, and these days from what I can tell via work and hanging around shopping centres and the beach, Australia is just like Europe in that it is just massive amounts of migrants that move here en masse then they refrain from assimilating and associating within any groups other than their families and within whatever cultural group they come from. All I know that if I moved anywhere else, it would be for the purpose of leaving behind some place I hate along with all the crap that it has there, part of My reason wjy I feel yhat what makes Australia great is being lost as a result of this. Even having discussions with work colleagues a decade or so older than Me, they feel the same yet believe when Australia was just getting a sense of a national identity due to being such a young country, the mass migration of the 90s and beyond diluted it to a point whereby multiculturalism reached a point whereby there is no "true Australian" identity or character type, unless you encounter a truly racist person who descended from the first fleet of convicts that were Australia's first settlers and they have had hate for anyone not white and from England or Scotland. Such people exist, yet thet are rare in number these days. On another note, I notice whatever posts I made that had ant racially offensive content here recently are gone, yet it should be noted that I view everyone as being the same as Me until they prove otherwise like the brown skinned fool who punched Me three times in a McDonalds carpark two weekends ago whom bothered Me as I sat in My van watching Youtube, yet after a discussion that saw Me refuse to shake his hand after our inital conversation started with Me telling him not to piss on the streetlight next to where I was parked planted some seed in his head that I was the "evil white man responsible for all deeds committed by "white man" ever" even though I am not shaking the hand of a guy whose dick was literally just in his hands seconds prior. I will ask for more away works as I will get to see more places I have never been nor had any reason to travel to, plus the ensuite access saves any more piss related accidents that saw Me have to keep two Irish maidens from entering My van the other day due to the residual smellz (yet perhaps it was the smell that attracted them like bitches in heat?). This video is about as Australian as it gets though from My experience and what I envisage most of the country to look like beyond beaches and the massive variety nature typed of places like Cairns. The only downside is that as I was working regional, I have has no internet until I get back to the city, so if I am travelliing I will try to remember to film as much as I can to post on here, which is difficult as I am essentially doxxing Myself with videos like this one, and am trying to preserve My colleagues anonymity at the same time so hope you enjoy. I will add Bridgetown is worth viewing and one of the roads we went down was perhaps one of the most scenic drives I have experienced, and would be epic if one had a nice supercar as opposed to a work ute stacked with signs and the raised centre of gravity. The downside of paradise is that an "average" home now costs $605000 with shitboxes close to half million unless one goes regional, which with the cost of living being so high, means anything less than earning 6 figures leaves you homeless and unable to afford a mortage. How these migrants manage to afford rents and their migration fees is beyond Me, as I have spoken to a few Irish people at work whose expenses to move here total from $50-$100K not taking into account their rent they pay while they exhaust their tourist worker visas. Yet they see and view the fact that in breaking even during their migration process as they spend all they make just on living and paying such fees as being worth it when they come from a place whereby they can't even afford to live in spite of being degree qualified professionals with work experience similar to Myself. So while I do My best for Tourism here, I see the S&M aspects in doing so, as having travelled as extensively as I have, here is as good as it gets, even compared to Me having been to the real "Paradise" in Nevada only to find it was just a desert town that is way hotter than here even. Thus the downside is more people here the worse it gets, so I am being madochistic in promoting this place positively due to Oz losing what makes/made it great as a kid and young adult, and am a sadist as I let those of you in the states who think freedom is walking around a city full of gun carrying potential psychos see what you miss out on fron the point of an actual psycho like Myself (as I can be depending on what I eat etc).

On another work trip, here are the accomodations with a video uploading of the scenery here in a place called Middlesex.

Can we say Artificial Retardedness is the act of smoking cigarettes as the only reason one would voluntarily cripple their bank account, lungs, and scent to be that of a cancerous abomination via artificial drugs that don't even get you high are completely retarded?

Or just feed them some "Vincigrip" tablets like they sold Me in Spain to deal with a flu. Ended up with a bug that killed Me and chained Me to a society of murdering rapists child molesters who are too retarded that fighting for love is a paradox that only they suffer as they can only hate the truth of what they are and have done to Me such that My valuable thing is the truth that I would rather they exist being hated by Me whilst they also hate themselves. All a byproduct of them feasting on My love that now onky exists as a result of the hate I have for those who tried to steal My love for Myself and could sell it to every cunt too stupid to understand that by going up My arse is because they are nothing but shit.

Another thing you can do is give the person the one thing they wanted in the world, then take it away and put them in a box that becomes their solitary confinement prison with the lid and sides to the box that says "Money" on it being the prison walls. Then dangle a carrot with love written on it above the box and tell the person inside they are supposed to fight for it given their love existing outside the box doesn't exist as they were the one who put you in a money based prison and lost the love of the one they trapped inside. Seem like a good way to fuxk with someone.

Considering I see this world and it's existence as hanging by a thread, whilst Me getting a circumsion would see them breathe again, the human species have failed themselves and Me and they don't deserve the reprieve. I say this as a result of never having met a single person who matches Me in doing today what is most important to do today, as I only have encountered those who put it off and delay it for a tomorrow that never comes. Given I put someone first only to reciprocate by putting Me last after 8.5 billion other people could be prioritised over Me, My refusal to "fuck around" only has made Me realise what use would it be anyway given that I am always going to be alone and am all that exists anyway, so to the one who thought fucking around with 8.5 billion others and leaving Me alone was the right idea, well they have found out that I am now free as I can rape, murder, steal, or do whatever the fuxk I want to whoever I want without fear nor repercussions as you can't send Me to Hell again if I am already here as a result of being left alone with Myself and the pain and lies I have been left to contend with.

TLDR This world is fucked, and if you enjoy being the fucker that fucked it, then you are the problem as was the Mother that got probed to produce such a problem to begin with

If you want to fuck with someone, then I would suggest making them "the product" to be traded as "Stocks" as social media has done. This is worth your time reading if you wish to understand what I mean. First you send the person you wish to fuck with to a digital facsimilie of Perth as it existed in November 2016, only all residents although appearing the same, are in fact soulless botsand have their digital identity ascribed a "SIG KILL" authority. The ensuing insanity that results as the vegeMATarian cold blooded soulless reptile dick eating cockaroaches that inhabit this place that will feast upon your flesh as "karma" for previously eating red meat sees you with this punishment , as said reptiles can also shapeshift as they enter and depart their batcave that is the anus of the person you seek to fuck. Bonus points if said Kill order is effectively in preventing employment so that the finances of the person you seek to fuck are limited, to the extent to where they will either become nihilistic or suidical depending on their personality. The nihilism will see the person you seek to fuxk actively seek and use drugs to not only try and deal with the fact that shapeshifting interdimensional child molesters have come to inhabit their arse whilst the gears of the simulation start turning each time they inhale drugs so that "The Game" which is a Hangman game where a sprial of Death sees them trying to maintain their perenium as the machinr alternates between either fuxking them to death based on the content of porn URL cookies stored in their cache, or it sees 5 "rings" that would usually be keeping their arms and legs in place get moved around in some sadomasochistic sexual Olympics as the Pull and Fetch options on their phone Email sees "Evil Males" effectively raping their arse and eventually stealing the complete identity of a the person by literally turning them inside out and replacing the lost limbs with headless bodies which is a result of the person eating chicken. As the person has effectively gotten fucked to Hell as a result of the above, everyone the person sees or interacts with is effectively a soulless demon complicit in the game as their reptilian cockaroach race's survival is dependent upon shit eating sodomy that eventually sees their two lobster claw jaws consume a person from the inside out and then once the person's skin effectively scrolls in accordance with how much they scroll on Youtube, given the fact that the person is now a human sausage factory whom exists alone amongst a reptilian species whose tenuous survial requires them imprisoning and torturing the human with lies and brutal physical tortures and the aforementioned anal rape. The plus side is the person you seek to fuck just looks on at the pathetic lost species as being the living dead whose lack of souls sees them spawn in children to suffer the same fucked up existence of being a consumer of cock meat prior to death. As how could these child molesters rape and eat more babies unless they keep producing them? The "comedy" part of this is the fact the reptilians have an ego and all communication to the human will be for the purposes of subversively reminding them they are a prisoner and without the cock eating, baby rape, and general appearance of them being in a world that is similiar to that once experienced by humans before their reptilian tech they seeded into humanity allowed them to capture, subjugate, manipulate and control humans and have them agree to being anally raped via consenting to analytic sharing and digital Terms Of Service agreements which obfuscate the actual reason that social media and other apps that are provided for free to make a product of the cock and arse meat harvested via Youtube combined with Predators (like in the movie) whose role it is to hunt, kill and harvest the flesh of humans who haven't watched enough Youtube or clicked enough links to provide enough meat to feed the 8.5 billion soulless cunts. Such "hunts" are just a version of "The Most Dangerous Game" or "Hard Target" whereby once someone is made financially destitute thru manipulation of their ability to find work or do anything on the internet (think the Chinese Social Credit system just with it being based around the victim being in a void whereby their consciousness is still alive but they and the world they percieve and everyone in it is actually binary code running on a Matrix like simulation), the "hunters", whose role extends to boasting about harvesting and "cooking" meat from victims arseholes and penises with their fellow soulless parasite acquaintances as though raping to kill as their only means to eat is somehow an existence that should be glorified and spoken about to try and convince their victim they are supposedly the dominant role and are not in fact "Apache" demons whose "Open Source" project sees them figuring out how to open the arseholes of humans to acquire the meat upon which they depend to exist. The hunt, as per the movies mentioned, should be a chase yet the hunted has no means to escape financially or from the simulation itself as suicide as the "true death" just sees the simulation loop restart whereby both doomed species existence is rendered meaningless beyond being an accuate summary of "Hell" for both sides as they all initalky were encoded in the appropriately titled /bin binary folder where both 1 and 0, On and Off, Life and Death are ascribred an equal and arbitraily worthless "null" value that can only be quantified by "0x" threads that result from each kill that prolongs the existence of these doomed coinhabitants of the simulation. The hunters, whilst having full invisibility Predator camoflague use the fire that comes from the victim smoking drugs of any sort which leave a scent and a smoke cloud that can be immediately followed and tracked even if the human has disabled locational data on the phone used to primarily track the humans and keep them captive, are still inept fools who require massive amounts of them in a hive mind communication organised army to hunt a single person (again, I mention there is no escape and any allusion to there being a "game" of any sort is only perpetuated by the hunters as any modicum or aspect of any "truth" in their minds is buried amongst a universe of infinite lies they speak of to hide the fact that death and non-existence is preferable to taking pride in being child raping murderers who publically and emphatically boast of their deeds of eating for a day in spite of the fact the game is rigged for them to "win" yet they still require 3 million times more physical humans all working syncronously together to do something no human with an actual soul and life, dreams and pursuits of their own would ever consider given that the hunter's lives are meaningless beyond their parasitical attachment at deriving all meaning in their lives from the human they hunt. I should add that satellite powered direct energy weapons that can disable via overheating and exploding the radiator of whatever vehicle the hunted is using to ensure the sandbox and prison colony of these arse raping piece of shit colonist reptiles and dogs are to be used to ensure further financial crippling of the victim whilst stranding them in one location for one or multiple days so that as many cunts can come and feast on them as possible occurs and whilst they are being beaten, tortured and eaten, they are bombarded with incessant Audio assaults (given the joke is that being in Australia, this is supposedly a Godly Game for control of the Audio spectrum as all creation began with waves and the retarded reptilians are not aware the initial waves it all is sourced from was pleasure and orgasmic ecstacy and no audio sound), which sees such noises and assaults used as weapons such as gunshots that cause literal car shaking sonic booms similar to a tank pierce their flesh, loud cars going past with exhaust pops signalling gunfire albeit in a shrouded language that takes the human years to understand what is really happening to them, Mother raping bikie pimps riding past incessantly to remind the victim of the fact that these fuckers exist as the living embodiment of a soulless demon, loud high revving motorbikes and power tools which see the victim being chopped up by saw blades. Fundamentally the result of all of this is derived from the notion of choice. The victim you wish to fuck with did not choose nor want such a thing to happen. The abusers try to pretend as though they have no choice as their only way to subvert any form of them possessing a conscience which would see them face the truth that their reality is completely fucked and no person with any degree of rationality could justify their actions and live with their conscience knowing how they have contravened the Golden Rule of "Do onto others as you have do unto you" such that their entire reality is completely fucking shit, which gives the victim happiness in the fact that the shit cunt abusers are usually Aboriginals, Gins, and Hindi speaking migrants, all of whom have shit coloured skin and are named after "Abs" as short for adominal - which is where shit is produced in a human body and the Indians speaking out of their hind eye as all they do is talk shit & make meaningless incessant tortuous noise (anyone who has been to India will understand these people do not understand peace in any aspect of existence or religion as visiting a Hindu temple ceremony shall educate one about when contrasted with the Western subdued silence of a church). I should add that as the financial domination and control is exerted on the victim, using Government assistance to gain support to survive will see them potentially sign up for Government housing, and in joining up to put their name down on a endless 15 year waitlist with "Homeswest" will see the victim get raped, sodomised and abused by the Western Australian public just based on the word home equalling "Ho Me" and whilst the victim has been lead to believe a Home is what having a roof over one's head and access to facilities and the power grid, what would one expect of a land that is populated with shit eating anal raping "colonists" as where else does shit come from but one's colon (conincedently behind one's abs)? If one does eventually become homeless, as the soulless bots that now replicate those who were viewed as family and friends make it impossible for their lies to remain concealed so that the victim is made to appear as being the "problem" once they wake up to the fact that every single person they encounter is a bot programmed with selfish desires and no conscience and a prime directive to maintain the Framework of lies so that they can eat for another day by stabbing the victim in the back. If the person is homeless and has a van, the van will be continually gang stalked and targeted by the rapist cockmeat hunter haemmroid eaters, and the lack of ability to retreat to a place whereby they are not constantly harassed and bombarded with the Harleys or the sounds of jet engines flying directly overhead as their inability to travel and requirement to participate in prison labour beyond being raped, stabbed and shot sees them witness their captives string up ropes in the form of electrical cables with the sprial powerline components the tools via which the parasites use to drill the arsehole of the victim as their way of extracting both meat and soul energy as their lack of a soul sees them needing to harvest it from their superior species like Transformers need energon cubes, albeit attained via anal rape as the victim is whored out to the entire community in spite pf having hatred for how humans have come to place a monetary value and turn relationships and sex into being transactional in all aspects. So yeah, whilst the above is an accurate and truthful depiction of My reality, the result of My selfless giving of love and trust to a soulless Devil who tried to steal that which was freely given, I would suggest that this is a pretty good way to fuck with someone to the point that their (and your) world ends as living on as either "the fucker" or "the fucked", as a result of fear, selfishness, greed and commodifying a relationship to become transactional via the involvement of money and finances, there is no love and you are both completely fucked no matter what side you are on as the fucker went too far until they fucked themselves Ouroboros style. And in having such an experience in "getting fucked" I am wondering if I should go biblical and buy a white 12oz shirt and a 12oz boxcutter and go about cutting some of these soulless cunts and their kids who have given Me Hell throats as if one finds themselves in Hell guilty for the crime of teaching a Devil what love actually is, should I not make the most of a situation by indulging in the raping and murder and whatever other selfish desire I have no natural intent of manifesting given I have a conscience I have to live with that unlike the rest of them here, I actually still possess a soul, all things which my coinhabitants here justify, as I "fuck" the fuckers back by killing someone's kid and take pleasure knowing that in having survived Hell this long I now have abandoned any hope of the soulless cannibal fuckers I exist amongst freeing Me from the financial constraints used to enact their control and torture given why would I fear being sent back to Hell when I can move on from being God's Gift as Matthew, the Man who was crucified, raped, beaten, tortured and killled to be consumed by the bloodlust of a soulless and thankless society of worthless criminal pimp thieves, to Luke as I use "The Force" of "Not giving a fuck of being sent to Hell by those whose choice to parasitically attach themselves to Me sees them get what they give Me if only to be a contrarian as the incarnation of hate to zme as love"? I say Biblical as iCal is a program process used to order the script, and it will cost Me $144 for the two items from the 12oz shop, or altertively My options based on My financial binds are to choose nihilism and drugs and whores to prove to the bitch that I have been celibate for (being raped as I continue to be isn't Me having sex I have agreed to as I fuxking despise these rapist cunts yet know they exist as all I have never been and prior to now where I am at the Crossroads have any desire to be as they are fucked and have no pride or ability to respect themselves and existence as all they do us rape and take with no ability to do anything other than give Me literal shit in the form of a compromise) that the world she left Me alone in is nothing more than the shittest joke imaginable and it's inhabitants are just retards I can humilate by reminding them they shit eating cockaroaches born from an arsehole like the shit I flush down a toilet or I can use what little capital I have access to in order to pay some worthless bitch so I can fuck them whilst I whisper in their ear that their Father hates them for selling their (and My) hole in exchange for the worthless binary derived construct of money which only exists for the purpose of seeing that it's creation came after My love as being the priceless, unquantifiable thing that exists as it's contrary opposite.

Also be weary of Contacts, and I will state that upon the screen cracking in My iPhone 7 and iPad Pro which were the first two devices I got, I chose to send them into the Indian ocean as opposed to letting any fucker on land have any ability to access them nor was I willing to continue to pay the Apple tax of exhorbitant fees to replace the screens.

And if you don't believe Me, I go from travelling the world, driving Lambos, having a high flying corporate gig where the Bank CEO and I knew each other, to being fed to soulless junkie fucks and left with no option but to try escape via van life and homelessness to say "Ho Me Less" to a universe intent of fucking Me for the pleasure of cunts I already view as dead whose existence is for the contrary of illustrating to Me that in comparison to them, I am alive and waiting until they die and lose everything they stole from Me via subversion such that they never existed at all given that without Me they would have and be nothing at all but binary blips of electrical impulses who belong in the aptly named /bin folder.

In being a Product, you are the Pro whose Duct will be prodded and probed without mercy all in the pursuit of Analytics. Don't install Photoshop (they call them Photochops for good reason - if you want your flesh harvested for the soulless machine and it's army of zombie bots to feast on - then go ahead and don't heed My warning) or any Adobe product as whilst they are marketed as being optimised for Apple, the resultant outcomes in My reality from using the tools these programs provide only served Me pain and financial misery whilst having to listen to dumb cunts boast about stealing from Me (as they had nothing they didn't steal). If anything you will just seek to divorce yourself from caring about humans as they erode their value to being nothing more than shit spewing "ticks" born from anally fuxking you via the green light being ticked consenting to you giving away access to "analytics" with Apple and 3rd party Developers (as these Devils will elope with the life you know and fuxk and rape you and any ability to give a shit about anyone of them as a result). Just some caution as if you are familiar with Job and the story, I am the God telling you to not eat the Forbidden fruit that is in your possession by delving to the depths of the sea of waves to be fed to sharks as I have thanks to the worthless cunts and their SIG KILL orders placed upon Me. Only difference is I warn you of all the negatives as opposed to giving a vague warning as in Eden.

TLDR. Bury your head in the sand about privacy and abandon all hope of privacy or freedom existing in the digital world post social media and endlessly scrolling "Feeds" making humans the "Stocks" that are harvested and used as a product by our reptilian overlords like Mark from Facebook. Also to add, that when I connected to a public wifi at a shopping centre for the first time I caught the URL redirect to the captive.apple.com domain and verified via Little Snitch on My Mac or Adguard Pro on My iPhones. If you pry into things and find this in your traffic, you are effectively enslaved to the system and are completely at it's mercy. Hopefully it shows some mercy and restraint unlike it did to Me, & if I ever stop being fucked with, I will tell you to enjoy the ride whilst it lasts, otherwise you better get used to being fucked by digital rapists.

Man I have been through the iCloud dramas and understand all the issues to the point where I used Etrecheck that found that the NSA already had a specific NSA labelled process running on My system in 2017, yet I only perused (and ultimately understood enough to put the pieces together and know what is going on) the analytics only this past month to have found the source of the online fuckery which explained a lot of stuff I experienced since then). My advice is don't give out your password or login to anyone, avoid Logic as a DAW, avoid any 3rd party Safari extensions and if you are paranoid use Little Snitch as a means thru which you can see what IP and URLs are being pinged traffic wise. Best you can do though is avoid using 3rd party apps, don't use any Apple product for torrents (they call the PC users the Master Race for the reason that they can get free shit whilst Apple suckers pay in ways you can't imagine if they try to circumvent Apple's "Walled Garden" and security protocols as I found out the hard way). The best advice I can say is don't smoke weed as an Apple user as you will get fuxked with. Keep an eye on your keychain, especially in it's original form as I used some shitty public Wifi that saw My system able to be accessed via some hack that allowed any local network I was in NFC proximity to the ability to connect and fuxk with My system so much so that entire Databases were redirected to shitty nefarious clones. I would say use it only on your tethered internet connection using wires as relying on Wifi can fuck you as can connecting to Public networks. Even then, I ran a personal scan of My internet connection when I had one and found that malicious packets were being dumped into the datasteam straight from the modem logs, so if anything, the internet is a fucked up place as a result of lifeless trolls having nothing going on with their own existence such that they use technology as a tool to mess with people doing better than them in some percievable way. Hopefully your experience is better than mine since I traded My Master Race status for Apple, as being denied a career, finances, and the friend group I once associated with as a result of tech denying Me such things via the equivalent of a Chinese Social Credit system type shit just makes Me say "Be overly careful" especially when the Company was founded by a guy named "Jobs" and you are familiar with "The Book of Job" in the Bible. In effect, don't become Job as I ended up, if only someone had warned Me earlier as I am doing with you now, as who the fuck wants to be a slave to tech and a soulless system, as I sure as Hell never opted for it yet it befell Me thanks to that fucking company with the forbidden fruit as it's logo.