master bait

bring it on. won't post any pics of my palace, though.

total bestness...god damnit!

evil Movie about a violent boy who runs out of chances in life, hast to go to an elitist boarding school only to find out it is ruled by sadistic senior students and run by old farts who accept the situation. The violence is shown very realistically, and not in a "entertaining" fashion. Broken noses, domestic violence... based on an autobiographical book by a swedish auhor worth watching.

check out these exciting 3D microscopic images. http://www.hirox.com/Bio.html the page is in some extraterrestial language, but the pictures speak for themselves. some of them are animated. Check out the spider grill and fly arm etc. i want that microscope

I think shaggy is featuring in one of the songs.

this sounds familiar. People I've never met tell me stuff I don't remember. If I ask, they say I've been breakdancing naked, hugging everyone, not allowing ppl to leave the party, getting all dressed up with a winter jacket being afraid that "the bouncers" kick me out(from my own apartment) etc. my signature is from some sound clip from a CD by Darkside Nyc. it's probably from a sitcom or a standup show. a black guy talking something about "the devil is white!" and the audience laughs. a reference to the exorcist movie where the chick stabs her vagina with a cross funny

one of the tracks got me laughing out loud. funny shit

no way... I'll start smoking right away to prove that chimp fuck wrong

key 3 mr. ABC (got confused with these two) horse cock heshiandet (heshi and ET? wtf? ) europe dance n graff GucciCondom

I'm not sure about this. but it pisses me off when people dont take me seriously. Sometimes it's anything I say, and people think I'm joking. they go as far as pretending they find me funny even when they really dont feel like laughing (I can tell, it shows) and I'm not even trying to be funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. what the fuck then I stab their face with a pencil and choke them with a phone cord and throw a thrash can ontop of em but seriously... I don't bruise my ego easily. Some time ago these girls I know tried to make me jealous and shit, lots of bitch drama etc...I spare you the details... but when people do that I don't feel angry for the actions they take, but the fact that they really find it neccessary to make me feel bad. Like they plan and really think hard to hurt my feelings. Their little brains go tic toc, thinking hard and come to the conclusion that mister master baits needs some annoyance tonight. miss. People just wont stop dissappointing me. but im getting used to it I guess

SATAN ENLARGED MY PENIS true story.

it's not purple. but yeah, balloons are cool and I'd like to be very, very drunk in that event.

more pics... decided to leave out the dead serb/kosovo/punjabi civilians that died in train bombings in 80s and 90s. fuck death missile vs. train--> chemical train, USA--> from Punjab, India. terrorist bombs:

hahahaahhaha

they're making booze out of piss, wtf? somebody explain this to me

this show got me freaking out as a kid. Never since have I considered something as cool as THE INHUMANOIDS. just look at the toys! they're fucking INSANE!!! AAARRRGHH!! G.I. Joe and Transformers kicked ass too.

well duh how the fuck do you think nokia and motorola could sell you a cell phone every year if the product was satisfying?? They've got timed viruses that destroy your phone or mp3 player after a while. for real

...so this is what death metal REALLY looks like

"Oh yeah I had beef with DMX but its all cool now,"

I remember this clip... fucking insane.

oh yeah it's ALL OVER when it comes to GOSPEL DOUCHECORE... everytime im at shows im SO TOTALLY mosh pitting until I pass out. SICK MOSH! WICKED SPIN KICKIN ! x GOSPEL DOUCHE CORE 2005 x

HOLY SHIT make this one sticky

how are you talking about??!?!?!?!?!?!

the trick is to never throw at the windshield. that could cause an accident