earmuffs

Holla!

Metal headz

I never followed that thread either., or I'm just getting old and forgot.

For sure. I remember an ad making fun of it. Now look at some of these shapes out there

Fuck bitches, get money

Its been years. Definitely better this way haha

Ex wife and not at all.

12oz first love child haha. Fixing to be 12 years old.

This was the first brand new board I ever got. Think I was in the sixth grade.

Many moons ago I was riding the greyhound bus with my girlfriend at the time. She was trying to sleep and had her head in my lap. She starts rubbing on my dick over the pants style. Next thing I know she unzips my pants and starts blowing. I was nervous as fuck as it was a pretty full bus. As I’m about to bust so pulls off of it and I blast all in her here. She freaks out asking where it went haha. I told her and she had to make the walk of shame to the restroom on the back of the bus. This is one is kinda long, so I’ll try to shorten it. My girlfriend and I had just broke up and I was out of town working and met a girl and had a one night stand. Well a few weeks later the ex and I started talking again, not back together mind you. I was going to see the queers play with a friend and a girl I was trying to smashola one night. We were at the show and the one night stand starts blowing my phone up. I keep hitting decline. Next she sends me a text with a picture of a positive pregnancy test. I showed it to my friend and we have an oh fuck moment, then I put my phone away cuz that wasn’t gonna stop me from having a good time! Show ends and ol girl and I make out before she leaves. My friend and I walk outside and into this taco spot next door. Literally 30 seconds after making out with this girl my ex walks in (my friend kept saying he had a feeling she was gonna pop up. I didn’t think so as she lived like 30 miles away). I end up driving her suv back to my place and on the way my phone starts ringing and I thought she said “sonny is calling you” so I pick my phone up and it’s the girl from the show, fuck. I play it off and I know she didn’t buy it. Next morning we are in bed and she starts blowing me and my phone starts ringing and she finds it under the blanket and hands it to me and says who is Allison. I just said I don’t wanna deal with that right now. Now she’s onto me. I finally tell her that it’s a girl I fucked before her and I started dating and that she is pregnant. She starts freaking out and walks outside the house. Obviously I didn’t think my story over too well as she figured out that the kid would’ve been born already if it was before we started dating. Paid half for the girl to get an abortion after she was trying to keep it and move to where I live, no thanks. That relationship did not work out.

Egyptian Mau

Same ol shit. Work. Sleep. Shit.

XXL? For us fat bois?

This dude

Will buy.

Fucking chilled broooo

Fuck

Work.

Would also smash. With or without a shower

This page is rough.

Hydraulic oil. Whataburger

False. They aight. Tpbm is hungover