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this xmas I will be drunk and naked on the couch in my house, alone, watching football good time

I usually work about 60 or so hours a week and if I'm lucky, I manage to get a day off. though it usually doesn't happen, its nice when it does. my boss, clearly in the holiday spirit, gave me the day before xmas, xmas day and the day after, off of work. I'm not entirely sure this is a wise idea, being that I haven't had a full day off of work in about 5 months, no less 3 full days of in a row. ilm unsure if I'll even return to work come tuesday :D debauchery will ensue

what sort of recordssssss.... I have a grip of tunes for sale right now

now a queen is a queen and a stunt is a stunt, you can tell who's who by the things they want

so I hardly ever eat fast food, right, but today I was in the mood for a bean burrito from taco bell. so I stop by on the way to work and pick one up only to have all of it splatter onto my lap while driving. not a handsome look

there's this amp'd mobile ad in the mew fhm of a guy pisses up an electrical power terminal type thing... fucked up adverstiments

I can get down with watching sci-fi occasionaly. most of it is just weak, though. battlestar galactica is by far some of the most gimp shit ever made, though.

cybersexing your mum... ouch

perhaps sticking to reading vice magazine may be in your best interests.

holy shit I managed to go out for a smoke, come in and take a shower, work on a track, go for another smoke and still make it in before this got closed. awesome.

good stuff

shit like this is really tough. young girls are seeming older and older by the day. not just as far as maturity goes, but also the way the carry themselves and shiet. when I was 19 you could tell the difference between a 14 year old and someone closer to your age. girls grow tits at like 12 nowdays and by the time they're 15, they're practically grown out already. thrown in dressing like older woman and the make up factor and occasionally it is a bit tough to judge. I remember playing this 21+ show in seattle about 3 years ago or so. after I got off, I started chatting to this girl at the bar. ended up taking her back to the hotel room with me. now generally you would assume that a girl in a 21+ club envirmoment is, well, 21. the morning after while she was taking a shower, I went to go check my email and such. her purse was lying on the desk next to my laptop and a few things had been taken out of it. keys, smokes, an id, make up, another id wait... another id. one was her (fake) drivers license saying she was 22. the other was her real drivers licence. turns out the bitc was 17. I proceeded to flip out. girl was built like a woman. acted like a woman. fucked like a woman. but at the end of the day, she wasn't anything more than a little girl. I would have been none the wiser if I hadn't of noticed the drivers license the next morning. anyhows... that's another story. if the girl wanted to smash... and had the balls to lie about her age. then she had what coming to her. no two ways about it. in my opinion, 3 years age difference between 16 and 19 isn't awful. what really gets me here is that so many of you were quick to throw words about homeboy being a 'rapist' and such when how many of you exact same people were lusting on lohan or mandy moore in their teen years. not one of you could say that if lohan or moore back then were spread eagle on your bed that you wouldn't commence the long dicking. shouldn't be so quick to judge. now lets see the pics

ding ding

double. post. weak. sauce.

its not about the size its about the amps

mos def, son. floozies be jacked madd deep, feel? word life.

I find this very hard to believe. your boys mouth is gushing doodoo, imho. but hey, if he has proof... tthat would be stupendous

religiously I drink two cups of coffee before leaving the house. one rockstar on the way to work, cup of tea or two as soon as I get work (also throughout the day) and another two rockstars during the day. if my routine ever broke... the earth itself would stop spinning. my life would be totally null & void without this shit

monday: off tuesday: 9am-10pm wednesday: 9am-10pm thursday: 9am-10pm friday: 9am-12am saturday: 9am-12am sunday: 9am-10pm loot like woah. life like not so much. but if you're curious at to what I'm doing this very moment... I'm currently chopping up an octopus. some of you may be interested to know that when removing the beak, it makes a rather odd sound. quite the same as removing a suction dart from a window. pop.

this thread is so hot for me right now

this thread was such a let down

feking terrible news that is. :( rip

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sweetwater 420. on tap. in the house. life is good.

I'm still at work for a bit so shits soft serve at the moment. ceres guava... taste like the nectar of an japanese teens virgin vagina. debauchery will ensue later on this evening, though.