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I done copped me a pair of Ande Whall joints recently. Special Roll #2. Awwyeeeee

//Moet by the fireplace //This is how desire taste

Anyone have a screencap of the Urban Dictionary definition of 12oz? It explained the love Tease and Seeking had for one another.

asos.com

Well, that was pretty fun.

$120 at http://www.sportiela.com Most recent purchase:

If a MacBook Pro, it's Command + Shift + 3 to take a snapshot of your screen or Command + Shift + 4 to snip. They will be saved on your desktop.

Totally joked. Yes, it's under the bridge, thanks for asking!

Backstory: I've been living with my parents for the longest time. For those of you who don't know, I used to rant about how my parents treated me while living under their roof during my high school and college life. Well, I finally graduated and have a full-time job and yet, I still live with them. Things have gotten better so there's no more rants, obviously. My mom still packs my lunch for work, but fuck it. Since I've been living here, I never had to pay rent so I saved up a decent amount of money (I'm almost 30). Present day: I've been looking around for houses in the area, but couldn't find anything so I decided to look at condos downtown. Several months pass when I finally saw a condo that caught my eye. It was built right around the time the economic bubble burst so I had a feeling I struck gold. I called the realtor to set an appointment on the weekend to check out the place. When my parents and I got there, we were greeted by two people. I guess they're partners, but whatever. We checked the place out and got a tour yadda yadda yadda. I immediately knew this was the place I will live in until I get married (if that will happen, of course). After they got my credentials, me, my parents, and the realtors finally sat down to sign the papers. It took a while to do the paperwork because the realtors were extremely personable. My parents and I joked that they were gay (in our native tongue) because of how they were talking. As I handed over the contracts, I slipped said, "here you gays." Needless to say, they got offended. While my FOB parents were oblivious to what I said, I was bugging the fuck out and tried to apologize. It wasn't until the realtors started talking about equal rights in an assertive tone when my parents got scared and decided I'm moving to auntie and uncle's house in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "man forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes, smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

It's obvious too late, but you could have called the nearest location to do the return via mail. Just make sure you document it as well as delivery confirmation.

2 CHAINZ! (TELL 'EM)

Work computer for a while

Please excuse the god awful drips.

Since Reddit is down I guess I can post something here. http://blog.reddit.com/2012/01/technical-examination-of-sopa-and.html http://www.craigslist.org then pick any US city https://www.google.com/ You know...for science. Time to boost productivity.

I just found out about Raymond Weil.

It's been a week since I've gotten the Petite Standards. Holy fuck they were snug and still are--around the thighs and seat. I've been wearing them around the house and while I sleep so hopefully one more week of this nonsense will help. Ugh.

Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA "Bitch, I'm flawless." I should be able to send you something fairly soon.

I'd play that game just to be able to put buckets on people and play with physics with my horse. . I've logged 18 hours of Assassin's Creed: Revelations and I'm not even 20% complete. Thank god it's a short work week! Need for Speed: Outrun isn't too bad. I'd say rent it or wait until the price drops.

At the same time, I've read that the bacteria dies when you store your jeans in the freezer. Who to believe?! .__.