mr.yuck

Yo. I really wanna give you a proper shout out for this piece of information. The "blood" dump came first thing this morning. Had I not had this useful piece of info, I probably would have went straight to the emergency room. This can also be paired with the time I drank a case of grape crush over the course of a day and when I finally went to take a shit, it was neon green. That was wild and worrying at the time.

I can't believe we haven't summoned the undisputed king of the sammich yet.

Every year I'll eat a few mayonnaise sandwiches so I don't ever forget where I came from. Sometimes I'll throw a slice of cheese if I'm feeling rich.

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Good tip. Thanks bro.

@nicklesndimesjust cue up titanic tonight and buy a thing of mustard to squirt into your face hole while you watch the movie. Two birds.

I'm a peculiar guy. No doubt.

Never mind. I just can't do low quality work.

You're the inverse of me. We are team weird AF. Also... I just discovered pickled beets. These shits are fire. It's like eating candy that's good for you.

Bout to do some touch up paint on this paneled wall I built out for a customer. I love it when people don't take my advice. What I'm bout to do is gonna make this thing looks like clown shit. After pictures to come soon.

^^^ This isn't even important anymore ^^^ I'm sorry... @nicklesndimesare you legit saying that you've never had mustard before?

True- shoes just feel better when I know they are made by children and marked up 8000% above cost. Tpbm- is wishes they could cough up the red pill and blue pill it the rest of the way.

I just found out a few weeks ago that one of the kids of my grandparents life long best friends married Wendy.

It's the mother of all decks!

Oh nice. Is that the one?

Damn. Y'all have waffle houses down under, too?

Pretty sure this sticker was coopted into a lifestyle along the same lines as salt life, but way predates salt life.

@MOOGLE?I'm glad you're in charge. I'll make a MF sick.

Yo... My man peeled all the seasoning off that grill. First thing they make tomorrow is gonna taste like shit and probably get burned.

Just finished pulling this pork butt. Took 20 hours in the crock pot. That's wild. Making some tater tots to go with this hoe.

@mortonI had to move out of Portsmouth for that reason. The entire town is nothing but used tire, muffler, oil change, and rinky dink used car lots. It was hella depressing there.

Dress for the job you want. I should go pick a suit out of my closet that I don't care about getting paint and drywall mud on. I could show up with white cotton gloves and everything.

I'm hella comfortable in my sweats right now. Think I'm just gonna rock this fit to work. Let these fools know I'm bout that cozy life.

Wrong 'writers' forum, shit dick. You need help with your reading comprehension before we need help with writing our dissertations. Lol.