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The general discussion thread within our general discussion.
mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
LETS PLAY A GAME! I'm gonna name a new weird sex thing and you guys are gonna define it. We were laying in bed talking about how Tucker Carlson is a slippery noodle. Define The Slippery Tucker -
How can we wank up in here without @Deine Mudder?
mr.yuck replied to Deine Mudder's topic in Channel Zero
Crapping, even!!! -
I would fall up those stairs regularly
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Watching this TikTok hearing live on TikTok. The CEO of TikTok is making these congress members look like straight dummy assholes that don't know shit about technology.
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How can we wank up in here without @Deine Mudder?
mr.yuck replied to Deine Mudder's topic in Channel Zero
Just so you know, I've already added that one into my repertoire. -
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How can we wank up in here without @Deine Mudder?
mr.yuck replied to Deine Mudder's topic in Channel Zero
Lolz. That's an unfortunate typo. I wish a bigot would ever be that clever. -
@SMdoubleXL holy shit. Did I just psychically link with you and conjure you up? I was legit just thinkin about pizza for dinner and was thinking about checking in again 😂😂
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
When being affordable is top of the list, do you even need another 19 reasons to move there? -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Yeah man. I think youre supposed to be clean before you get in the hot tub. It's a hot tub, not a bath tub. Haha. I was trying to convince my wife that we should do a sunken hot tub in the middle of the living room and fuck some couches and coffee tables. If anyone comes over to chill and they have a problem with the hot tub life, thats not a person I wanna associate with. I'd get aggressive with it. "Oh, you're too good for a little dip in my hot tub bro? Oh, look who's too fancy." -
Oh shit. Is that the test where you have to choose how many people get run over by the trolley?
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Bros. I've never heard of zevia. That being said I mostly drink water anyway. Cherry Pepsi if no water is available.
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Schweppes doesn't even do ginger ale right. The hierarchy of ginger ale is Seagrams, Canada dry, and that's it.
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Old and dry. Leathered gherkins! -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Probably not even in the jar still. Just a bowl full of open air pickles that he can peck at throughout the week. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
@NightmareOnElmStreetnah. I've never been to that part of the state. That shit looks dope though. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Yeah sock garters. I feel like those are a necessity for silk socks. Probably uses sick garters to hold his bread bags full of mayo up. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Like bird feet but with human looking janks. And no back toe so he can't perch on a tree branch. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
@fat ralphyI bet my man's toes are long as fuck. Like they start at his ankles long. He rocks a hot dog bun on each individual toe. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Saturday night? This thought started formulating around the half way point of my work day. I've been chewing this one over almost all day. -
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mr.yuck replied to NightmareOnElmStreet's topic in Channel Zero
Hey bros. An adult diaper. Spanx. Bread bags full of mayo on his feet. Eyelids taped open. What do y'all think Trump rocks to sleep?