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That's DAOs son locking in for battle.

That's why they went outta business. I noticed my spot had decimated their salad/desert bar. @morton @grim540 let's squad up on these bums and demand good service.

So much wisdom.

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Okay okay. Fine. Is a swan a goose or a duck?

Hold the phone! Your joint had baby corns? The most exotic thing in our buffet is bean sprouts. @morton @grim540 I'm of the opinion that all of this super shitty service is due to this area being a military town. You have a never ending supply of new customers that don't know any better being shipped in.

Are you saying that the Chinese are from the future? That might make a dope sci-fi movie.

Hell yeah. Best choice. They forgot my veggie fried rice and actually called me back to come get some fresh shit with 2 complimentary orders of egg rolls. And the egg rolls were fire. Not just some old shits that fell under the fryer last week.

I'm opting for regular Chinese for dinner tonight. I'm gonna take it personal if these Chinese people fuck with me doing some crazy shit when I show up.

My man @KILZ FILLZasking the real questions

German goo girls?

Nah but the Mongolian sauce was hella salty. My man that works the grill probably left his feet in for too long.

I've grown accustomed to it. But yesterday afternoon was unacceptable even to local standards.

I just had the most outrageous dinner experience at my favorite Mongolian bbq joint yesterday. I pulled up to the restaurant and the parking lot was dead. As I'm pulling up the cops scream into the parking lot behind me. The cops wreckless eyeballing me and I'm like "great. I'm dead." I hop out of the van and head towards the door and the manager is rushing out. Cool they are open. The manager is smiling big and gestures for me to go in. More cops tear into the parking lot and the manager is still smiling big and shaking his head up and down so I walk in. There is no one. The manager tells me to go sit down anywhere. I look at the time and it's 2:45. Sweet. Still made it for lunch. I ask him again what's up with all the cops as I head to the buffet. My man says "crazy customers. They are gone now." So my wife and I scroll up and make a bowl each of noodles and veggies to go on the grill. So we both eat our 1 bowl. We are looking around for the lady that's usually there to bring us our check. She finally pops up and brings us our receipt. She charged us dinner prices for the buffet. And not only that but full price for one of their little ass bowls. The check was $42. She stood there right next to me while I filled out the receipt and did a big ass zero for the tip. She chased me down and told me that I forgot to leave a tip. I smiled at her and said "no thank you. Not this time." She started cussing me out in Chinese. $42 for two bowls of noodles and some veggies. Go tell the manager you need a tip you old hoe. I've been going to this joint for well over 15 years. This was the most disrespectful shit that's ever been done to me. I started to read the reviews for this place and I would never have believed this shit if I didn't have this experience there yesterday. And now for your entertainment I present unto thee: Sort by lowest

Yeah for sure. I'm pretty sure I've tried this shit with Verizon, too. Same outcome. I think the difference was the person at Verizon lied to me about some outrageous bill they were going to reduce. When I called back about it, they were straight up like "Yeah that MFer lied to you, we're not discounting shit, where's our money?"😂 They're crazy as fuck out here.

Bro. I told that shit to cox once and for real no cap the person on the phone was like "Bye...What are you waiting for...Hello? I'll cancel your service right now."

I knew that was a mistake as soon as I hit reply. 😂

Bro. I'm the softest I've ever been. I dunno what's going on. I think it's a nice change, though.

This is proof that playgirl was ProHomo for dudes on the sneak tip. I dare you to do that pose all cute and shit for your girl and see if it doesn't make her wretch.

Assbush and no stress

That's super interesting. My experience was Catholic schools produced some of the most prolific and talented writers of my time period.