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McGruff the GRIND Dog!

McGruff IS the Crime Dog!

But isn't it fun to perpetuate stereotypes?

@One Man BannedI don't do a whole lot on Reddit but r/boomersbeingfools is a great place to start. Exactly. I didn't catch it at first. My aunt, her baby sister, was there too and was like "what the fuck?" My wife was also like "what the fuck is happening right now?" I looked at my Aunt and told her "Tell Julia to get her god damn hands off that baby."

Oh no. I think I'm having a boomer moment. He was definitely yelling CYBER TRUCK! I'm gonnA chalk that slip up to exhaustion.

Yes. I was driving home from dinner one night and a car pulled up next to me. The guy is staring wildly into my car and starts rolling his window down. I roll my window down in return ready for action and this dude starts yelling "CYBERCAR! CYBERCAR! HOW COOL IS THAT? CYBERCAR!" As a CYBERCAR turns the corner in front of us. Is this some sort of new trend I'm not down with?

@ndv were you in Ft. Myers this weekend?

Are anyone else's parents displaying heavy boomerism that the internet has been clowning on recently? My mom has started talking to people in the service industry like she is doing a Google search and the other day she grabbed some ladies stroller and started to try and wheel their baby somewhere else that was out of her way, without even saying something to the mother. As she grabbed the stroller I heard her mutter something like "I'll just move this," like how dare anyone ever be in her way or like it was an abandoned cart in the parking lot. I'm not gonna lie, I secretly hoped for this lady to dress my mother down in public and make a fucking spectacle out of her.

I just caught one rolling down 95 either in Georgia or Florida a couple days ago.

Some one was thinking about future you that might be snackish.

These jokes are inappropriate. Some of us are still in serious mourning. OJ Simpson the football man OJ Simpson the cinematic super star And finally OJ Simpson in his most convincing role ever

If you're a sucker, every time you get punched is a sucker punch.

I've been seeing people call this karma. I don't think most people understand what karma is or how it works.

Dear Savannah Georgia, Your Springhill Suites by Marriott is sub standard garbage compared to your location a few miles down the road in Richmond Hills. I'll never make this mistake again. Yours filled with hate, Yuckola

Ive only had strep once. I think I was 21 or so. That shit was crazy and I thought I was dying. It felt like I was swallowing broken glass to the point I couldn't eat anymore til I went to get some meds.

What was the other graffiti forum we had beef with? Was it bombing science?

Fast food employees played themselves by making people pull up to keep their window times down when they are short staffed. Shoulda let that clock run up to 15 fucking minutes. Now it looks like you don't need extra help.

I'ma need you to pull up to the door and we'll be out with your food.

The level of give a fuck of fast food employees has always been at an all time low. You're acting real new if you think that's about to change just because these companies are charging sit down prices.

Bad news mother fuckers. Your boy tried to fly too close to the sun. Mold. Real bad. All through the center of these dense ass plants.

I'm not down with how loosely the term side hustle is being used. I read an article headline the other day that was like "man makes $200 million a year at his side hustle he started 20 years ago." That ain't no side hustle. That man started a business and executed his goals flawlessly.

I was working hood adjacent today. As the eclipse hit it's peak, I heard at least 3 people empty their magazine at the moon.

So are y'all gonna watch the god damn movie or not? @misteraven I think that if you wanna get a VIP membership you should have to follow a link to watch pink flamingos before your shit activates. Comes with a T-shirt that says "I survived pink flamingos!

Try hooking em up to your nuts and report back.