mr.yuck

Quick story. While I was removing the cast iron vent stack from the trap house there was a big ass moose knuckle fitting in the pipe that was getting hung up on something in the wall. So I cut out a piece of the wall to see whats going on and low and behold it was a piece of 2x4 I used to pull the wall board together tighter. Now the pipe is free and everything is all gravy. Except there is a hole in the wall now. It's not a big jank but hot ass stank air from the attic is blowing out and triggering the thermostat to do all types of crazy shit. Anyway so there's this little hole in the fucking wall, right, and I don't feel like patching it right away cuz fuck all that. So I tell my wife to just stuff a towel in the hole or something. So she or something's alright. What did she stuff in the wall? So anyways I'm pumped for the new gear.

Tell them you are voting for Jasmine Sherman. Report back.

@mortonwhat's up with that? Are they people you could always take or leave or are you just not excited about having company in general?

Which do you prefer

I'm gonna go practice saying some hater ass shit in front of the mirror and see what that feels like.

Democrats look out for each other.

Not for nothing, I really like Kanye's energy!

Okay. So I think its hating if you are trying to gain personally by making some one else look bad. I think by taking away the personal gain aspect, you just become an asshole. I'm gonna be a fucking asshole for the rest of this year. It's been a long time since I just woke up in asshole mode and pushed on the gas all day.

What's the difference between being a hater and unabashedly telling the truth about everything?

I think I'm gonna try hatin this year. Being a hater is on the menu for 2024. Fuck it why not. Might actually be fun.

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Ugh. I'm having crazy pH issues right now. It's causing sever phosphorus deficiencies. I don't know what's causing it. I've tested every variable in this system. Either the city has introduced some new poison into the tap water or my pH down is bad.

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Sounds right. I had a homie that was a low voltage electrician. He was part of the demo of a circuit city around here. He pilfered their security camera equipment and hooked it up at his house.

Lol. I swear there's only like 26 of these maga motherfucker per state. I've only seen one before. He lived next to my homie and they got snatched up by the feds on some crazy shit. One down nah mean!

Have you ever noticed that bananas is basically Ban An Ass? So when some one is BANANAS, they are basically acting in a manner that is deserving of being banned from where ever they are. Also randomly I learned on tiktok the other day, by way of a banana farmer, that when picking bananas from the store, you want to get the ones with the shortest fattest necks. The have the best flavor.

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Slabs were peak auto.

Satan's Anus. It has a name.

July

All felonies are a minimum of 2 aren't they. I think these shits max out at 4. So minimum old Donald J TwoScoops is looking at a minimum of 68 years. Then again the judge can do what ever he wants. I watched this dude from the old neighborhood get sentenced to 99 years with 98 suspended. 😂

As your lawyer I suggest you say less.

GUILTY ON 34 FELONIES

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